How to Turn a Birthday Card into the Funniest Card at the Baby Shower

Oct 24, 2014 By Abraham 0

Look around the internet for a few minutes and you’ll see there’s a hack for everything, so why shouldn’t there be one for how to make your own baby shower gift bags out of previously used birthday gift bags?

That seems reasonable, doesn’t it? And definitely very practical.

Here to demonstrate is the guy whose wife asked him to pick up a gift bag for a baby shower she was going to.

He came back with this…

Homemade Baby Shower Card

It’s not what she was expecting, but she was a good sport

I loved it. Brought it to the a shower like that and the ladies all cracked up, too.

NOTE: This works just as well if not better with cards instead of gift bags.

Masked Robber Runs Away When Store Clerk Shoots Her with an Unlikely Weapon

Oct 24, 2014 By Joey White 1

When a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk was confronted by a masked robber a few days ago, she refused to comply with the thief’s demands. Instead, she grabbed the closest “weapon” she could find and calmly but authoritatively sent the would-be robber away empty-handed…

In true Pennsylvanian fashion, the store employee drolly explained her actions…

I just got mad. I have better things to do with my night than that.

30 Businesses Who Knew Exactly What to Write on Their Signs

Oct 24, 2014 By Joey White 0

In an effort to appeal to the general population and avoid offending people, most businesses keep their marketing efforts relatively straight-laced and boring.

Fortunately, there are some who have a fantastic sense of humor…

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This Is Where Marble Comes From. Stunningly Silent…

Oct 24, 2014 By Joey White 0

If you’ve only ever seen marble on a countertop or the column of a government building, it may surprise you to see how it’s quarried from the ground. It doesn’t even look like the beautiful stone needs to be polished before it’s brought into your kitchen.

This video is an excerpt from the documentary Il Capo, or The Chief, a film by Italian artist and filmmaker Yuri Ancarani that follows a quarry boss guiding his employees through the process of extracting the marble. The work is done using a silent language, with simple gestures and signs communicating what needs to be done.

Via: Twisted Sifter

Actress Seamlessly Sings 25 Celebrity Impressions in a Dizzying Live Performance

Oct 24, 2014 By Joey White 0

Singer and actress Christina Bianco took YouTube by storm last year with her version of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” using 19 celebrity impressions. She returned earlier this year with a celebrity version of “Let It Go.”

After amassing over 12.5 million YouTube views between those first two videos, the incredible vocalist is back with new impressions of singers and actresses and a new tune to sing them to — Cee Lo Green’s hit “Forget You”…

This Nameless Thief Proves It’s Easy to Steal a Port-a-potty…If the Conditions Are Right

Oct 24, 2014 By Abraham 0

Fair warning: This video does not answer the most important question that it raises, namely — Why? 

But this SUV has proven one thing: If you take your time and you’re very patient and you remain on a smooth surface and no one is around to walk up and ask you What the hell are you doing?…you can take a portable toilet home with you.

Good to know, eh?

This Adaptation to the Banjo Is “The Biggest Revolution in Folk Music Since Deodorant”

Oct 24, 2014 By Abraham 0

Over the last decade, banjo player Kurt Quinn has perfected his invention — the bandrum. It’s a relatively simple addition to any banjo that creates built-in percussion. Of course, he’s turned to Kickstarter to fund the first run of his instrument, since currently there is only a single prototype. But the best part is, to build 100 bandrums, all he needs to raise is…$28.

As you can imagine, drummers everywhere are at risk. As one commenter on Quinn’s Kickstarter page notes,

[T]housands of drummers will go unemployed within the next few years.

Your next Kickstarter campaign should be course teaching drummers to tune banjos, so they will have something to do.

And another…

I think I speak for all the backers when I say, I’ve been looking for something like this for years! My band has a particularly smug drummer that I’m looking forward to replacing. Your days are numbered Todd!

I think you’ll agree that it is truly…different. You’ve never seen or heard anything quite like it…

Sarcastic Moms Hilariously Caption Ridiculous Stock Photos of Motherhood

Oct 24, 2014 By Abraham 1

If the pictures of “parenting” featured on many stock image sites are to be believed, having kids is all bright smiles, bright kitchens, and bright clothes. But, as anyone who has kids (or anyone who has ever even seen a kid) can attest…this is all a lie.

Over at the site It’s Like They Know Us, moms with a sarcastic flair can submit their favorite, most ridiculous stock image of motherhood accompanied by an acerbic caption. The contrast between the pseudo-serenity in the imagery and the biting mockery in the commentary is perfect.

Here are a few of the best…

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