Oooh, a timely geopolitical one!
Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
Hmmm, is it something derogatory about Norway? We want to know the answer ahead of time, but we don’t. OK. WHY?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
This one's a thinker.
The rare combination of punny dad joke with a heavy hand of tea drinkers’ snobbery.
Why did Karl Marx refuse to drink Earl Grey, Darjeeling and Orange Pekoe and only want to drink Rooibos?
Because all proper tea is theft.
(Give it a second.)
You can roll your eyes if you want to.
But in the end…
What does a house wear?
You will laugh despite yourself.
Dad jokes are like Pringles - once you pop, you just can't stop. (OMG, did I just make up a dad joke?)
They’re so silly and simple, and they only get funnier when you put a bunch together.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Oh, boy. Here we go again. What’s it going to be? OK, I’ll bite. No, Dad, I have not heard about the restaurant on the moon.
…Great food, no atmosphere.
You can practically hear the rim shot.
No dad is too good to deliver a dad joke.
And all dad jokes are followed by the dad’s self satisfied laughter. He looks around and makes sure everyone gets it. He knows he’s the dad. Everyone knows he’s the dad.