Listen...the human body is complicated. Our bodies do things that sometimes we genuinely can't fathom. And sorry, but unless you're a doctor or medical professional of some kind, you're probably not a genius on the human anatomy. But then...then there are some people that are just so far off base with how bodies work that you can't help but stop and think, "Are you a real person or are you a robot?" Truly, we're over here fully baffled at some of the things these people think about a woman's body.
So our blood just goes right back up there? Yeah, I guess that’s how that works.
(That’s not how that works).
This dude that has no idea how a period works.
“I was told by a bloke on Facebook that the blood clots you get while on your period are due to poor hygiene,” BuzzFeed community member allysonj419547582 wrote.
We can’t stop cringing!
Also, this person that thinks periods are toxic.
What’s “very sad indeed” is this logic. Let’s all just keep our bodies clean and never have a period again! YAY!
This guy who thought that you could only get a woman pregnant if you ejaculated and "really meant it."
“One of my exes didn’t know ejaculating in a girl is what caused pregnancy. He said it only worked if you ‘really meant it’,” tori123445 told BuzzFeed.
How many times can we say “yikes”?
This poor dad.
Well, he’s trying his best. But can you imagine a glass Diva cup? “Ouch” is how we would sum that up.
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