It's here! It's here! The moment we've all been waiting for (and also kinda dreading). InTouch just published their exclusive interview with Stormy Daniels, a porn star who says she had an affair with Donald Trump. Yes, that Donald Trump. We already knew that Daniels was apparently paid money prior to the election, the affair went on while Melania was pregnant, and that Trump compared Daniels to his daughter Ivanka, but there's more, folks. There's so much more. Here are 10 of the most WTF details from the interview.
1. When Trump invited Daniels to dinner for the first time, she assumed it was to discuss business.
The two met for the first time on a golf course (because of course Trump was on a golf course).
He asked me if I wanted to have dinner that night and I was like, “Yeah, of course!” Who would pass up an opportunity to talk to someone so interesting? I wasn’t trying to date him or anything like that.
When she arrived at his hotel room later that night, Trump was in pajama pants and just lounging on the couch watching TV.
2. Trump was really into showing off a magazine with his face on the cover.
He kept showing me he was on the cover of a magazine that had just come out and it was some sort of money magazine, I wish I could remember which one it was. But he had it in the room and he kept showing it to me and I was like, “Dude, I know who you are.” He was trying to sell me, I guess. The first time I met him, the first couple of hours, he was very full of himself, like he was trying to impress me or something. But I do remember he just kept talking about this magazine that he was on the cover of, like, “Look at this magazine, don’t I look great on the cover?”
3. Trump thinks his hair has magic powers.
Daniels said she had a question for Trump and asked him about his hair:
I was like, “Dude, what’s up with that?” and he laughed and he said, “You know, everybody wants to give me a makeover and I’ve been offered all this money and all these free treatments.” And I was like, “What is the deal? Don’t you want to upgrade that? Come on, man.” He said that he thought that if he cut his hair or changed it, that he would lose his power and his wealth. And I laughed hysterically at him.
Yes. Hysterical laughter is the correct response here.
4. Trump promised Daniels she could be a contestant on The Apprentice.
He goes, “You should be on [the show].” And I was like, “Really? No, I don’t think so.” And he just kept thinking about it, I could see his little wheels turning. He goes, “No, it would be really, really good for you. People would think you’re just this idiot with blond hair and big boobs. You would be perfect for it because you’re such a smart businesswoman. You write and you direct and you produce and obviously you’re hot and you’re beautiful.”
“People would think you’re just this idiot with blond hair and big boobs.” Folks, he said this to her on the day he met her. What a charmer, eh?
5. After the two finished eating dinner, Daniels got up to use the bathroom. When she came back, Trump had moved from the couch to the bed.
When I came out, he was sitting on the bed and he was like, “Come here.” And I was like, “Ugh, here we go.” And we started kissing. I actually don’t even know why I did it but I do remember while we were having sex, I was like, “Please don’t try to pay me.” And then I remember thinking, “But I bet if he did, it would be a lot.”
Daniels also went into some detail about the sexual encounter. Sorry in advance for this…