hey say there are only two sure things in life: death and taxes.
Well, no one in the world knows anything about taxes, but there are people who know about death. A recent AskReddit thread asked people who regularly work with dead bodies to share some of the behind-the-scenes secrets and as it turns out, there are a lot of 'em.
1. Sometimes, a dead person's eyes will open after they're dead.
We may have our eyes closed when we die, but they don’t stay that way. The first time I realized this was around 3am and I had to check something in the morgue. I looked and this dead dude’s eyes were looking in my direction. Scared the f**king sh*t out of me. – Wackydetective
2. Some dead bodies appear to breathe and can even make sounds as the air escapes from their lungs.
My uncle used to tell me this story of a friend he had that worked in a morgue. He used to dress the bodies before viewings and there was this one time he was trying to put a coat on this man, so he sat the man up and leaned him over his shoulder while wrapping the coat around him (essentially in a hugging position) and I guess the way the body was leaning let out an air pocket he still had in his lungs and the body let out a slight exhale sounding like he was breathing in his ear. Apparently he quit his job shortly after. – chronicoverdose001
3. That's not the only way air escapes from dead bodies...
They fart. Like, a lot. – YearofthePuppy
Good to know! Now you can worry about inconvenient gas during your life and the afterlife!
4. And farts aren't the only thing you have to worry about.
To prep the body for a funeral they shove a corkscrew plastic buttplug in the deceased to stop any nasty stuff coming out. – Coneman_bongbarian
And from Redditor pro_anatomist:
It’s called a trocar plug. We use ‘em everywhere. Come in lots of varying sizes.
Dead people leak. A lot. From everywhere. All sorts of fun fluids.
5. Nail polish is often left on bodies donated to science.
Back when I did human anatomy 101/102 at uni, we dealt with dead bodies and organs …
They keep the nail polish on you that you were wearing when you died, so make sure your nails look fine before you pass and you donate your body to science. The supervisor told us that it helped keep the ‘humanity’ about the person, to remind us that we should be respectful and this person consented to have their body touched and used in such a way. – strangervisitor
Here’s another interesting fact about the way medical students treat the dead bodies they come into contact with…