I noped out within the first ten seconds mentally but didn’t nope out physically until the end because I’m really bad at being assertive around this stuff. We met at an art gallery after meeting on an app.
She saw me, walked past, send me a message saying “I’m here where are you?” and then when she sees its me who is walking towards her she rolls her eyes.
We proceed into the exhibition and she walks/runs at least ten metres ahead of me at all times. Her pupils are massive, we don’t really speak to each other for about two hours, except for her to say “move here now” or “yah” in a valley girl accent despite being Australian and us being in Australia.
We progress through the exhibition and simply don’t speak. Several times I lose her because she’s running ahead of me and I don’t know where she is. She starts to take selfies for a solid 40 minutes while I stand by myself. We finish the exhibition after an excruciating three hours of silence and physical distance.
She then tries to lock me in a storage closet by tricking me into going in, which I obviously didn’t fall for. Then she wants to get food together so we head to food. She asks me a question for the first time in now four hours, and as I answer she starts singing really loudly on top of my voice so she can’t hear.
I ask if she has siblings and she pauses for two full minutes then says “I’m not sure.”
We end the date eating food awkwardly while she tells me about how much she loves her ex. I get fast food on the way home and will probably never get over how bad it was. – ProblematicDonDraper
Blind date set up.
Already on edge, we meet up and within two minutes I’m ready to leave, because she asks what I do for a living, how much do I make a year and how much debt do I have…
That’s all she said, not even introducing herself. – satans_ferret
15 minutes. Went to her apartment after meeting her on Facebook. Looked nothing like her picture.
She was on her phone for 10 minutes completely ignoring me as I tried to make more conversation than hello. She went out for a smoke and I went out the front door. – Jarrett1973