Tinder's a pretty crowded marketplace these days, so to really make in impact and an impression (good or bad), you need to take a risk.
Of course, the thing about risks is…they don’t always work out.
Sure, there might be someone out there who’s charmed by these witty profiles, but many more users will just be terrified and swipe left to find themselves in greener pastures.
Well, I guess when you’ve got a body and pose as majestic as this one, you can get away with being direct with your wants and desires. Any takers?
This Clever Guy
Well, this is very direct, and SLIGHTLY clever, but I shudder to think of the type of person who is looking for an opening line that’s THIS to-the-point, even with the wit.
Kevin’s bio is short, but it conveys puh-lenty of info. He’s a simple man, but what’s really got me fixated is the dot on his collar, rather than the quirky profile description.
Well, Christian is clearly going goofy to make a girl laugh. Maybe it will work, or maybe Ms. Right is looking for someone with a little more confidence and a little less self-deprecation. Only time will tell, Christian.