Allow me to present: INEDIBLE Tide Pods.
Let me just remind you that Tide Pods are themselves inedible. Making them into food was one (terrible) thing, but now people are making things you can’t eat based on things you can’t eat. It’s a joke on a joke on a joke and I hate the whole dang thing.
This glasswork is impressive, though.
Once something has been immortalized in slime form, there’s no further plane to which it can ascend. Slime is it. Further proof that Tide Pods can go back to just being convenient ways to do our laundry.
These fishing lures probably weren't designed with Tide Pods in mind, but I can't see anything else.
It’s not enough to trick people into eating Tide Pods, apparently.
Now, they’re coming for our fish, too.
This person likes Tide Pods so much that they painted them on their fingernails.
I like Tide Pods so much that I keep them in my hall closet and use two of them for each load of laundry that I do.
We have different interests, this person and I.
And finally, Tide Pod Cosplay.
This is it. We’ve strayed too far from the light.
Let’s put an end to this. Please.