few years ago, I took a single step from inside my house to my porch and immediately crumpled to the ground because I had broken a bone in my food. By walking down a single stair. I've lived my life since then assuming two things. One: that stairs are not to be trusted, and two: That I suffered the lamest injury of all time.
And then I came across this Twitter thread...
Twitter user Anthony F. Irwin asked the Internet to share their own pitiful injury stories.
And people had so many great answers.
As it turns out, there’s virtually no limit to the ridiculous ways the human body can be injured. Isn’t that a pleasant thought?
Never insult a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. But before you do that, make sure you both wear the same size. Otherwise, you’re gonna be in some real pain.
Your first mistake was deciding to exercise in the first place. No exercise, no sports bra. No sports bra, no injury.
Imagine calling into work after this happened.
How does that conversation go, exactly?
You know that this was probably the cat’s plan all along, right?
This next one may actually be my favorite. If you like Harry Potter, you’ll understand…