This is a very unathletic injury, but your friend should be proud of their ability to throw a cabbage so accurately. When Cabbage Throwing becomes an official sport (probably around the same time as fingernail clipping), they’ll be in luck!
Things I’m never going to do again after reading about this injury:
Watch a Fun Run.
This one really takes the cake.
Or the gingerbread house. It takes both of them.
You may laugh, but a guy recently blew a hole in his throat while sneezing.
Although the fact that this person apparently has multiple sneezing injuries is absolutely bananas.
This one might win the whole enchilada.
Have any of your own unathletic injuries to share? Post ’em in the comments! And be careful out there!