No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
I’m sure she went to great lengths to make sure her hair, makeup, and outfit looked great before she stepped out of her room.
But she forgot that you have to inspect what you carry so you don’t go confusing people.
There’s no mystery to be solved here, my friends.
MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!
Size does matter apparently.
At least as it relates to all things prickly.
Baby Got Back
Actually, baby got two very round and plump arm rests of two sofa chairs.
But hey, you do you.
My Cup Runneth Over
If you just look at the cups, you’re good-to-go.
If you look at the shadows, you’re probably giggling right now.