Do you ever see something that just makes you chortle but you can't explain why? You know, the kind of laughter that leaves you grinning at your phone in public like an idiot.
These posts we found on the @KidsWriteJokes Twitter feed do just that.
Kids Write Jokes is a website where kids can submit their own jokes. The site posts their favorite jokes to Twitter, complete with spelling errors and Caps Lock in all their glory. It is a gift to mankind.
Here are our favorite submissions.
This one starts off like your average chicken joke...
…and goes everywhere we never thought it could. I guess any way you slice it, they’re not wrong.
Sometimes, when you're a kid you have strong feelings about horses.
Where do you find a freak horse? Also, what is a freak horse? We don’t know, but we feel very protective of Jessica. What did she do to deserve this?
What did the what say to the what?
Oooh cow, you’re so spicy! That’s so saucy of the pepper to say that. Is the pepper hitting on the cow here? We can’t say for sure, but we love it.
Sometimes you have to ask your waiter difficult questions.
Ten points to the waiter for taking things literally, and ten points to this kid for thinking outside of the box.
These kids have a lot of existential thoughts.
We really want to know what inspired this one and what information this kid has that we don’t. Why were we invented? Why are we all here? Because we’re idiots, obviously.