“I was softly whispering the song to myself while I was sitting next to her, waiting for her to finish checking my work, and when I said that line, it was just loud enough for her to drop what she was doing and interrogate me. ‘Who did?’ and after that, I snapped back to reality and realized what I just said. I told her ‘nobody’ in a snappy response. She was not happy. She sternly said to me ‘Y’know, even if you’re playing around with me, I’m going to have to report that’. Me being a naive 8-year-old boy, I didn’t understand what that really meant, and I went along my business the rest of the day.
“The next day, I went home on the bus after school (they didn’t hold the program on Tuesdays and Thursdays) and I came home to my mom and my brother sitting on the couch waiting for me to get home.
“Needless to say, I found out that the lady actually went ahead and reported what I said, and that CPS was planning on scheduling an interview within the next week to see whether or not I should be removed from the household. We eventually managed to nullify this, proving that my family didn’t abuse me, but I was grounded for a month following this.”
The person who will never try to live spontaneously ever again.
“[I] thought it would be a fun idea to sneak into my school just out of curiosity…my mom ended up getting a call from the police and I now have to go in for an interview,” wrote tanuki-robot on Reddit.
So much for living on the edge!
The person who tried to prank their mom and it backfired terribly.
Here’s a thought: Don’t ever try to prank your mom!
“A novelty scratch off made me curse my mom because there were apparently different versions of the fake winning lottery,” kaptinkracker wrote. This particular lottery card had a very crude message waiting for the person that received it.
The person who left Tupperware in their oven.
This is a major “WHOOPS!”
“[I stored] my plastic Tupperware in my oven. My cat accidentally turned it on and the plastic caught on fire!”
Dang cats…always starting trouble.