REAKING NEWS: '80s-Movie-Portrayal-of-a-Mob-Boss-Come-to-Life-in-Human-Form Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci has been removed as White House Communications Director! Well, that certainly didn't take very long.
While there was some belief that he wasn't going to be around for the long-haul, his firing today was faster than anyone could have anticipated.
Anyone, who hasn't been following the last ten days of Scaramucci's tenure at the White House, that is.
Yes, you read that above sentence correct: The Mooch only survived at his post for TEN DAYS. Which really isn't very long.
But, truly how short is ten days? I’m glad you asked.
Here are a bunch of things that lasted longer than Scaramucci’s job in the West Wing.
This mid-'90s AOL start-up disc!
Remember these bad boys? Did you know that those old AOL free start-up discs came with 500 free hours! WOW! That comes out to 28 days, which is almost three times as long as Scaramucci was in the White House!
For better results, maybe Fatty should hire a 3.5 inch floppy disc as his next cabinet member.
This house fly!
According to Orkin (who really know a thing or two about bugs) the average lifespan of an adult housefly is 15-30 days! Seems so long in comparison!
Man, what Scaramucci would give for that kind of job security!
These bottles of milk!
Did you know that if you purchased a jug of milk on the day that Scaramucci started his job as White House Communications Director, it would still be good to use today?
Talk about shelf-life!
This woman's labor!
Back in 2012 a woman in Poland set the (unofficial) world record when she was in labor for 75 days! AHH! That can’t be comfortable!
Also, it was 65 days longer than Scaramucci was White House Communications Director. Ouch!