Since Ellen Degeneres shot to super-duper mega stardom about ten years ago, she's been a celebrity everybody loves. She's a little edgy, she's very funny, and her comedy exists to lift others up, rather than take them down.
And there's a lot to be said for that, especially on Twitter, where people can be mean for no real reason.
These are the tweets of Ellen's that made us laugh until we cried, or even pee a little.
When Ellen does go after someone, it's friendly nudging and usually, her target is someone who can take it.
I mean, who would get their feelings hurt by this? We’re gonna bet that even Beyonce thought this was cute. Also, now we’re just picturing Ellen Lemonading.
Like so many of us, she desperately wants to be involved in the Royal Family, by hook or by crook.
We’re all trying to weasel our way into royalty, aren’t we?
Being best friends with baby George and Charlotte seems like a dream come true.
Can a lady make a dad joke?
Ellen has made it abundantly clear that, yes, they can. And they’re super endearing.
In fact, she may be the Crown Princess of Dad Jokes.
I mean, maybe we should start calling them “Ellen Jokes?”
This one’s a little groan-worthy, but coming from Ellen, it works.
She's also pretty quick to dole out the birthday wishes. No harm in that, now is there?
We’re going to guess Pink laughed at this one as much as we did.
Also, did anyone actually try it??