We all held our breath in the hopes that Ellen wouldn't get disappointed by the "symbolic" machine.
We’re actually kind of mad Florence didn’t drag a real dryer onto the stage now. Do it for Ellen, Florence!
Also relatable: her obsession with Queen Oprah.
I mean, what’s Oprah doing that she wouldn’t want Ellen around, dancing? Those are two women we would die to have dinner with.
She's also not afraid to roast other celebrities online.
Which is bold, but we are here for it. Go, Ellen, go.
She doesn't take herself too seriously, despite being Hollywood royalty.
Honestly, J.Lo should be so lucky. Ellen is killing the outfit game in this one.
Here's some aloe for that burn, Steve.
Solid. Lucky for Steve, we think he can withstand a little heckling.
Back to the madness…