This one is technically spelled correctly.
If Justin was a girl and his name was Justine.
It’s none of their business is she’s single, okay? She happens to have a ferret named Noodle and they’re doing fine!
Free extra syllables with every order.
They thought her name was so nice, it should be longer.
Not sure you want to drink that...
Pee could be a very unfortunate nickname for Pilar, though. They were just trying to be friendly!
This one is just funny.
Claire sounds nothing like Blay, which is also not a name.