This raises so many questions...
But to be honest, they’re probably best left unanswered.
“Meatless” it is!
Another good thing to scope out: How 'cheap' is the restaurant?
You’re too good for anywhere that charges for chips and salsa or breadsticks.
You deserve better.
Speaking of breadsticks...
If that Italian restaurant doesn’t have any bread appetizers for you, what are you even doing there?
Filling up on bread is how you reduce the price of a meal!
Always double-check your utensils. You don't want to eat using a fork like this:
Imagine putting that in your mouth!
You’d need the barf bag from the other restaurant.
A restaurant should be fairly specialized.
A sushi place does not need a pizza oven. That must’ve been the place with the barf bags.
These have all been bad signs, but nothing’s as bad as this next one.