Listen up, women. You may have been buying the wrong products for your entire life. That's right. You might not know this, but unless a product is pink or otherwise emblazoned with the words "For Women," it's not for you.. I realize this may come as a bit of a shock to you, so I've compiled this helpful list of things you can buy. You're welcome.
Good news, ladies!
Now your tools can be functional and decorative. On the bright side, a pink hammer is just as good for smashing the patriarchy.
Have you overheard a man talking about Bitcoin and wished you could get in on the cryptocurrency craze even though you’re just a woman and therefore fully unequipped to handle space money?
Well, you’re in luck! Now there’s a cryptocurrency that even women can buy!
You can probably use it to buy things like perfume and soap. That’s what women like, right?
Hey, dog lovers! Have you been giving your female dog male dog treats?!
You’d better get these instead so she doesn’t become confused. You know, ’cause females are always getting confused by things that men find completely straightforward and simple.
Lift these binoculars to your eyes and point up.
See the glass ceiling up there?