Look, elderly nuns have given their lives to God.
Thet 100 percent deserve a lap dance.
Teenage boys are often getting into trouble these days. It’s a real problem, challenging each other to cooking competitions and whatnot…
Um, this is brilliant.
But one has to wonder how his friend found his sex playlist. I don’t think that’s the kind of thing you just label “Sex Playlist” in Spotify.
No one goes to Disneyland to have fun. You go to crush rides and decimate churros.
Everyone knows that.
Look, the woman knows what she wants, and it’s a guy who will text her back within a nanosecond of her pressing send. Jake’s a real man.
Unlike Voldemort and Trump…