The important thing about raising children is to not be afraid to assert your own dominance.
If that means bringing out the penguin mask, so be it.
(This one is a review for condoms.)
Congratulations on the baby! Might I recommend purchasing a penguin mask as soon as possible? You’re gonna need it.
The person who left this review is the real MVP, giving people the info they’re really looking for.
They’re also a pretty impressive pirate, from the sounds of it.
I don’t know about you, but I’d like for this person to write their own version of Sunshine and then watch it immediately.
The puns will probably be out of this world.
I know what you’re wondering. How could dinosaur embryos possibly be transported in a can of shaving cream?
Life, uh, finds a way.
This next one will be especially funny to fans of Star Wars…