Do you need a water bottle holder? This will do just fine.
Do you need a chicken egg holder? You’ll need to look elsewhere.
This is not right at all. But I’m too afraid to let them know just how completely they’ve messed up.
Seems a little harsh.
At least give this mystery product that you didn’t order two stars, ya know?
Go ahead an laugh, but this has to be exactly what every single fedora-wearer actually thinks, right?
This one is just too real.
Hey, I get it.
Being the King of Switzerland is no small task!