2017 was a pretty crappy year. But if anything positive came out of it, it's the reaffirmation that women are strong as hell and not going to take crap from the world anymore. From Wonder Woman to #MeToo, 2017 has been about women rising up to their rightful positions as Queens of the Universe, Goddesses of Good, and general badasses. In addition, women are frickin' funny, as demonstrated by this list of hilarious tweets by women this year. Even in the face of so much terribleness, these women were able to find the funny, and that's no easy feat. Cheers to things not being so horrible but women being just as funny in 2018.
How is it that that little dog’s ears look like they’re luxuriously blowing in the wind? It’s perfect, especially with Journey’s greatest hit playing in the background.
None of This Matters
Aparna Nncherla is truly one of the best reasons to be on Twitter. She’s simply an incredible joke writer.
But also she knows that everything’s terrible and nothing matters, and that’s what we really need in a Twitter friend.
No More Bees
It’s a good thing nothing matters anymore because there are “no more bees or medicine.” It’s amazing how in just a few short years, the country can go from a place full of hope and bees to a place full of misery and no bees. Here’s hoping things turn around again in 2018.
We all forget to text when our moms or our friends tell us to message them to let them know we’ve returned home safe. It just happens. And that’s all right as long as you’re OK with frantic 3 a.m. calls making sure you’re not in a ditch somewhere.
We can never resist a good pun, and Alexandra Petri delivered. This one has to do with books, authors, and ghosts, so it’s basically a quadruple threat of awesome.