I often hear the construction, “The thing is, is that…” But tonight was the first time I heard, “Here’s the thing is…”

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More ink is not always more meaning. Sometimes the blank space where you didn’t write says more than if you’d filled it.

(Read the other 5 reasons, if you want to.)

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Here’s a favorite in our household. “The goat song,” as Orison calls it. Yodeling, castles, tubas, romance. What else do you need?

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Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says, “You gonna have a drink?” Descartes replies, “I don’t think I am,” then disappears.

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