22 Words

Exercises in getting to the point (or avoiding it) by saying what I have to say in twenty-two words, not counting titles.

Archive for March, 2008

Even if you’re being critical, link to it. Otherwise, it sort of sounds like gossip.

If a writer specifically references publicly available material without a citation, the audience is left to wonder what he might be hiding.

It seems like my son has a pretty good grasp of what I do all day every day.

The first thing Orison said to me today:

I made a video of a fun, clappin’ song, daddy.

You can post it.

We were all either the prodigal or his older brother. (And some of us have managed both.)

I generally prefer the prodigal to his sibling.

Apparently, a slovenly lech is more likable than a character that strikingly resembles me.

It’s coincidental, I’m sure, but controversy is good for a kick in the commercial pants.

If the dust-up surrounding Enns’s suspension from WTS motivated me to buy his book, his Amazon sales must be through the roof.

Maybe this has something to do with why Jesus often answered questions obtusely.

[Asking an author] “What did you mean by this book?” is to invite bafflement: the book itself is what the writer means.

Dorothy Sayers, The Mind of the Maker, 45

When people insist on “good grammar,” why is that grammar always their dialect?

Liberman on “correct grammar”:

Many people believe that stipulation of shared linguistic norms is essential to communication…. [T]his idea is transparent nonsense.

At our house it’s called “barn sauce,” because it tastes like…a barn. But it’s good. Really.

Bufalo Chipotle SauceIt’s time Bufalo Chipotle Sauce received blogospheric accolades.

It really is the best.

Look for it wherever fine Mexican sauces are sold.

I bought a copy simply because they axed 80% of the ridiculous word, “whom.”

Any thoughts on the Holman Christian Standard Bible (a “contemporary English” version)?

(Jollyblogger recommends an interview about the HCSB’s modernization of English.)

Why I listen to the radio while my CDs are in the basement and iTunes sits empty.

For me, the rare joy of exquisite songs arriving unexpectedly outweighs the more predictable pleasure of simply pressing play whenever I want.

When arguing, it’s better to be convincible than invincible.

To revise and correct [yourself, and] to forsake an unjust argument in the…heat of dispute, are rare, great, and philosophical qualities.

Montaigne, “Of the Education of Children

Jargon is a whip to beat away the masses.

Technical language is fine.

Just beware of this likely reaction: “I have no idea what you’re talking about, and I’m not curious.”

Update: This video proves my point:

I have no idea if it’s a joke. I hope so. Although, it’s funnier if it’s not.

(via CommonCraft)

Wow. We are really lagging on the old telephonic timeline.

Never mind that cell phones are beyond ubiquitous—recently I almost got caller-ID…

…but neither of our home-phones have has a digital display.

(Thanks, of course, to my mom for the grammatical correction.)

How to help your grieving friend: A blog series

My wife is writing a series of posts on how to care for a grieving friend.

I guarantee it will be helpful.

What words have your kids coined that ought to be in common use?

Orison: It’s consterant.
Me: “Consterant”?
Orison: That’s when things’re neat.

Have your kids invented any words that are now in your vocabulary?

Sometimes the girl should ask the guy out. (But the guy shouldn’t make her have to.)

God used Deborah when Barak wouldn’t step up.

Couldn’t this also (sometimes) be God’s way of matching faint-hearted fellows with gutsy girls?

I’m raising a rock star, and for now I’m OK with that.

Apologies are important, not impressive: It does not take a big man to say, “I’m sorry.”

There’s nothing “big” about admitting when we’re wrong. All it shows is that we have at least a rudimentary connection with reality.

Does the author’s intention matter when it comes to worship music?

Should we interpret worship songs according to the Bible passages the songs are based on or according to what the songwriters meant?

Terrible singing: Wonderful evidence of self-forgetfulness and Christ-remembrance

We sat near some encouragingly awful singers at church yesterday—vociferous and atonal, contentedly disregarding everybody but the One they were serenading.

Of course he needs to know that word: Vocab lesson for a 3-year-old

Orison: What are knots?

Me: Strings that are tied up.

Orison, holding a shoestring: Here’s another knot.

Me: Nope, that’s an aglet.

Aglet

Romans 15:15, I have written to you very boldly…because of the grace given me by God.

Sometimes I confuse grace with subtlety, gentleness, and conciliation, but isn’t God’s grace just as often blatant, aggressive, and even flat-out inflammatory?

Unless you turn and become like children…

We made a playdough tomb last year. Yesterday, Jesus-the-stick-figure was inside it. Today, it’s empty. Orison is enthralled by this.

Orison and his playdough mountain.

Me too.

We have already sinned our way to salvation.

God saved us from sin…

with our sin.

…with our worst sin.

…with our worst possible sin.

…with the worst possible sin.

(From a post I wrote for last holy week.)

6 months gone at Easter time

Felicity’s grave marker

Empty hangers, empty closet, empty clothes.
Empty crib, empty bath.
Empty bottles, empty breasts.
Empty lungs, empty blood, empty heart.
Empty grave.

A portrait of our daughter: The absence of life replaces death.

It’s been 6 months, and every day Felicity’s picture looks less like death and more like the life that could have been.

Portrait of Felicity.

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