22 Words

Exercises in getting to the point (or avoiding it) by saying what I have to say in twenty-two words, not counting titles.

Archive for April, 2008

How important is college?

College shouldn’t be considered a take-it-or-leave-it decision. Nowadays, deciding against college is like deciding to not graduate from high school.

Your thoughts?

Father is a metaphor. Even he is a metaphor.

We’d have no access to God if we couldn’t talk about him as if he were more like us than he is.

Yay for Mom Blogs.

Michelle Mitchell writes applauding mom blogs.

I’d like to think that 22 Words has some mom blog attributes (without the mom part).

The most effective way to negate something is to actively affirm its opposite.

It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out… where the doer of deeds could have done better.

-Theodore Roosevelt

Someone found my blog by Googling “can i kill a squirrel if in my house?”

My post on squirrel trapping didn’t address the propriety of exterminating domiciliary vermin.

So to that desperate Googler, I say—Heavens, yes!

Simple, step-by-step instructions to start using RSS with Google Reader


I wrote a how-to about Google Reader.

My goals:

1. Convince you RSS is wonderful.
2. Have you subscribing to blogs within 5 minutes.

People will want to read whatever you tell them not to, so…

If [you’re] annoyed that someone out there is reading a book [you] don’t like, then here’s a suggestion: Write a better book.

-Michael Spencer

Life is better when you can love the one you’re with.

I’m in a marriage of convenience.

I love Molly. She loves me.

It would be terribly inconvenient to be with anyone else.

Getting A’s, obeying curfew, and wearing Polos doesn’t save anybody.

Understanding teenage rebellion only as sex, drugs, and rock’n’roll implies that the goal is celibacy, sobriety, and employment. It’s not.

It’s Jesus.

12 ways to love your wayward children. What would you add to the list?

I spoke at a parenting class today. My article on how to love your prodigals was my outline.

What would you add?

A confusing sentence I heard on the radio this morning.

He did recordings in 1995 and 1975. This is from the latter.

Does that mean latter chronologically or latter in the sentence?

What if someone shouted “LIGYROPHOBIA!” into a ligyrophobic’s ear?

My wife has a pretty great comment thread going on about the fear of popping balloons and opening those tubular refrigerator biscuits.

Please disagree with me about blogging.

Some folks disagree with my thoughts on blogging.

I’m curious: what’s the issue?

I’ll happily link here to any post that explains.

Cut your hair, get a real job, and put ads on your blog.

Tony Kummer considers blog advertisement.

I say, ads don’t sell you out any more than getting a job does. We’re not hippies.

This is how we think and sound before we learn Christianese.

We teach Orison to always mention something that’s amazing about God during mealtime prayers. So, today:

You made my drum set.

Amen.

12 Ways to Improve Your Blog by Serving Your Readers

Justin Taylor has posted an article I wrote on how to blog better by considering your readers more important than yourself.

Thoughts?

Language is a complementary, moist, lemon-scented cleansing square.

I recommend watching Fry and Laurie’s discussion of the “flexibility of language” and whether English is “capable of sustaining demagoguery.”

True linguistics!

Good writing is about value not brevity. But brevity helps if you’re not a genius.

Gifted writers make each sentence propel readers to the next.

Another strategy is to just finish before readers have time to quit.

Media may affect message, but so what? We shouldn’t ask “Why?” but “Why not?”

(My entry in the 2008 EO/Wheatstone Academy Symposium)

The onus of defense isn’t on the proponents of new media; it’s on the antagonists who would limit how the gospel spreads.

22 short but important statements everyone should say more often.

  1. I love you.
  2. Let me get that for you.
  3. I don’t know.
  4. Thank you.
  5. No problem.
  6. I see.
  7. Tell me more.
  8. I agree.
  9. Are you sure you want to do that?
  10. See you soon.
  11. Good job.
  12. I’m sorry.
  13. Hey, babe.
  14. Good to see you.
  15. Don’t jump.
  16. I’ll take care of it.
  17. Sure.
  18. My fault.
  19. Whatever you want.
  20. I have an idea.
  21. You’re right.
  22. I wonder.

My whole family

Here’s one of the last pictures of us all—from a vacation most memorable for Molly’s being almost too pregnant for vacation.

The buttery goodness reminds me of when mom used to make breakfast for supper.

Tyler, my coworker in DG’s web department and our resident southerner, has begun a tradition at the office.

Tuesdays at noon: Grits.

There is now recorded evidence that I am not consistently concise.

Tony Kummer of Said at Southern posted an interview with me that we did before the Band of Bloggers meeting in Louisville.

The infuriating and idiotic results of believing email forwards.


(via Friendly Atheist)

Check the veracity of an email forward before you pass it on.

No. Wait. Stop.

Just delete it.

This isn’t the 90’s.

A possibility to keep in mind when it feels like God doesn’t make sense.

(A guest post from my brother Barnabas Piper)

God created us to think in a certain way, but that does not necessarily mean he thinks the same way we do.

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