If Time Warner is talking to me with that tagline, then I'm out of luck.

The power of me?

Can I offer myself high speed internet?

Assuming they can provide it, I need the power of them.

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10 Responses

  1. 1
    Victor P says:

    Maybe its mathematical…. “Time Warner Cable” divide “The power of you” = Internet access.

  2. 2
    Gavin says:

    The Joel Osteen of internet/cable providers.

  3. 3
    Anita says:

    You need their power, but they need your money ;) to make the power. But yeah, I get what you are saying.

  4. 4
    Myrddin says:

    Maybe they believe (and statistics seem to be with them) that making YOU feel empowered and positive about yourself will sell their product without them doing anything!

  5. 5
    Victor P says:

    haha Gavin good one… :D

  6. 6
    Nancy says:

    It starts out whoosh and after a bit dosen’t seem so whooshy… So then they want to sell you a whooshier version…*: )

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    Chris T. says:

    I just replaced Time Warner with another provider. I think that “The Irritation of You” might be a more accurate tagline…..

  8. 8

    [...] AP: If Time Warner is talking to me with that tagline, then I’m out of luck Abraham Piper: [...]

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    carissa says:

    maybe it’s a subjective genitive and they mean that they are the power that belongs to you… hence time warner IS the power of you.

    probably not. but technically possible. i’m just sayin.

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    Matt F says:

    Either nothing sells without appealing to people’s narcissism, or advertisers have no respect for the humility of the masses.
    Probably both.

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