Aug 13, 2009
Orison’s nomenclature for Metrodome “grass” suddenly makes outdoor baseball matter to me.
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Orison:
The baseball players only get dirty when they slide in the dirt, but not when they slide in the green fuzz.
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Related:
- 3 Things Orison Learned at the Twins game today.
- The real curve in a curve ball is an illusion.
- People don’t think “strikeout” when they see KKK.
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You’re good, Abraham – you have even trained your son to say perceptive 21-word quotes!
just wait til next year.
Do you get dirty when you slide in the snow on opening day?
Yeah, something isn’t right when the players get carpet burns when they dive for a ball.