22 posts about words and grammar in celebration of English Language Day

  1. The linguistic superstition of referencing swear words without saying them.
  2. 20 adjectives to replace retarded (because it’s offensive and not that creative anyway)
  3. Women don’t talk more than men (at least no studies show it like some claim).
  4. Grammar, slang, and baby mamas
  5. Big words: Know many, use few.
  6. 7 signs you talk too much and 3 ways to fix it.
  7. Language is a complementary, moist, lemon-scented cleansing square.
  8. Irony: Looking up uff da to make sure I spell it correctly so as to not look stupid.
  9. This is preaching! Startle us with the obvious.
  10. More and more smart people are forsaking the idea that they shouldn’t be singular.
  11. When someone’s apologizing, it’s a good time to put away editorial fussiness.
  12. Have you ever seen a zeugma in the wild?
  13. “How are ya?” doesn’t mean, “How are you?” It means Hello, and that’s OK.
  14. If you wouldn’t make a kid feel ugly, fat, or stupid, don’t make them feel disfluent.
  15. 11 things linguists assume that many non-linguists will still disagree with
  16. A grammar book I paged through said this sentence is correct. What say you?
  17. If you speak, you know grammar. If you’ve been told otherwise you were deceived.
  18. 22 English words that still exist almost entirely because of hymns and the King James Bible
  19. Don’t logic chop linguistic heads off: Grammar isn’t deduced from first principles.
  20. Why it is both morally essential and virtually useless to stand against grammatical elitism.
  21. They ain’t the same: ain’t serves a purpose in standard and formal English that isn’t doesn’t.
  22. These kinds of books are sad: English serves you. You don’t serve English.

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Category: Language

5 Responses

  1. 1
    stevi says:

    A superlative collection. Thank you for sharing! Happy English Day!

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    Myrddin says:

    English Language Day? You would think that was something inaugurated by some Arizona good ol’ boys in their border pickups.

    But that appears to be far from the truth. I looked it up.

  4. 4
    Jawan says:

    Off post subject:

    Wow, now I see where you get your hair from! It took me by surprise when I saw his picture circa ’79!

    http://thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/justintaylor/2009/10/14/30-years-ago-today-how-god-called-john-piper-to-become-a-pastor/

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