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Christian drinkers defending themselves often mention “wine with dinner.”

Exchange wine and dinner for categorically similar nouns:

Beer for breakfast.

Still acceptable?

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When they’re in a band, they usually practice at the drummers house, so at least you always know where your kids are.

-commenter, Valerie

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At “How to Write Badly Well,” Joel Stickley, co-author of Who Writes This Crap?, exemplifies writing as terribly as possible. It’s funny.

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There’s less than $10,000 to go toward raising $60K for building two schools in Vietnam.

Learn more about the project, then…

Donate!

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Me:

Orison, put on your sweatshirt.

Orison:

Damn. Damn!

Me:

Um…what?

Where’d you hear that?

Orison:

Nowhere. I made it up.

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Ever since a Taco Bell garbage can audibly thanked me, I’ve been hypersensitive about inanimate objects being “polite.”

Trash can’t be grateful.

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I’m Tom T. Turkey.

I came here to tell you about the turkey massacre.

Many turkeys just like me are being killed.

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