The one advantage of having your kid learn drums instead of guitar.

When they’re in a band, they usually practice at the drummers house, so at least you always know where your kids are.

-commenter, Valerie

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New blog to check out: How to Write Badly Well

At “How to Write Badly Well,” Joel Stickley, co-author of Who Writes This Crap?, exemplifies writing as terribly as possible. It’s funny.

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Almost done raising $60K!…Cuing up “The Final Countdown” like Jon Acuff asked.

There’s less than $10,000 to go toward raising $60K for building two schools in Vietnam.

Learn more about the project, then…

Donate!

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Curse words are almost always simple words to say…so they’re also simple words to reinvent.

Me:

Orison, put on your sweatshirt.

Orison:

Damn. Damn!

Me:

Um…what?

Where’d you hear that?

Orison:

Nowhere. I made it up.

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Non-living things can’t have manners.

Ever since a Taco Bell garbage can audibly thanked me, I’ve been hypersensitive about inanimate objects being “polite.”

Trash can’t be grateful.

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