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I feel the dark and unfashionable shadow of the right wing hovering over our house.

Today Orison chose to wear short jeans, cowboy boots, and a T-Shirt featuring the American flag and lyrics for “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

right wing outfit

Category: Personal, parenting

26 Responses

  1. 1

    Oh, and Molly would like everyone to know she didn’t buy any of this stuff for him.

  2. 2

    Exactly why I cringe at the end of June when relatives hit up Old Navy for patriotic clothing.

    We end up getting “gifts” that we’d rather not wear.

  3. 3
    Jamsco says:

    Wait now, Short Jeans is right wing?

    I mean dark and unfashionable, yes.

  4. 4
    Luke Lorence says:

    At least the shirt isn’t one of those JiMB shirts:)

  5. 5
    Charlotte A says:

    That is EXACTLY the feeling (when my Number One Son dons such things)!

    …oooh it’s kind of a creepy, cringing feeling that I try to assuage by saying to myself, “He’s innocent of the connotations, he’s innocent of the connotations, he’s innoce….”

    (and, like Molly, I am innocent of the purchase!)

  6. 6
    Ben K says:

    I see nothing wrong with this glorious example of Orison Couture.

  7. 7
    Dave says:

    Wow, so it must be raining out of the darkest black cloud EVER when I’m at your place.

  8. 8
    Dawn says:

    Let him wear the outfit a few days without washing it and it will soon be plenty left wing.

  9. 9

    Reminds me of some pictures of my boys ;)

  10. 10
    Esther says:

    My 6-year-old completely infuriated my husband by announcing that when he’s “Governor of the World” he’s banning “wine and cigars.”

    This from a child whose grandfather worked for Miller Brewing for 15 years….

  11. 11

    At least he’s not rocking the mullet/rat tail look. Yet.

  12. 12
    Stephanie G. says:

    I seriously can’t stop laughing about that picture. I don’t think it would be nearly as funny without the boot/short-jeans combo. Plus, he looks so happy and proud to be in that outfit.

  13. 13
    EmilyB says:

    Left over cowboy zeal from Halloween?

  14. 14
    Mom says:

    Well, I mean, really. How can anyone appreciate his boots if the jeans are long enough??

    • brooke says:

      As a mom of four boys myself, I can fully appreciate this thinking … of course that’s why he wore them that way!

  15. 15
    sarahT says:

    That is maybe the best title i have ever read!

  16. 16
    Kaye says:

    I’m with Mom. You gotta have those short pants to show off those great boots; otherwise, it’s a waste. I just think he is absolutely adorable!! So proud of his get-up!

  17. 17
    KT says:

    That’s a cute little shaver, you got there, Mr. Piper! :)

  18. 18
    Anita says:

    He was so proud of himself! I think he’s ready for Kindergarten now. LOL

  19. 19
    Tracey Bouton says:

    So if he dresses in things other that “patriotic” and “country”, is that the light, fashionalbe, left wing hanging over your house?

  20. 20
    Kevin Ring says:

    Maybe he was passive-aggressively trying to tell his mother not to go on her Compassion International trip. Can’t blame the kid for wanting his mommy to stay home.

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