Guilty…I mean Happy Thanksgiving: A journal entry of mine from when I was 10.

I’m Tom T. Turkey.

I came here to tell you about the turkey massacre.

Many turkeys just like me are being killed.

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11 Responses

  1. 1
    Jonathan P says:

    and who could have guessed back then that one day it would be a blog post:)

    Happy Thanksgiving from the Parnells!

  2. 2
    JoeS says:

    Hello, Tom T. Turkey. Thank you for your delicious sacrifice. Happy Thanksgiving.

  3. 3
    Valerie says:

    So did you become a vegetarian????
    Best wishes for a day of love, laughter, and joy – knowing how blessed we all are – beyond what we could ever imagine.
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  4. 4
    Dan says:

    It is sad we celebrate by killing things. If only tofu turkey tasted as good as the real thing…

  5. 5
    Saskia says:

    If you think about it, it’s kind of fitting that we celebrate the massacre of not only individual Native Americans but pretty much their entire way of life by killing and eating mass amounts of turkeys.

    Did your journal entry stop you from eating turkey that year?

  6. 6
    Chris Juby says:

    Your journal entries were 22 words long even when you were 10?!

  7. 7
    Kevin Ring says:

    You kept a journal when you were 10?

  8. 8
    Chris says:

    “Thanksgiving Day is coming,” Mr. Turkey said.

    “How very careful I must be, or I will lose my head.”

    The pumpkin heard the turkey. “I’m frightened, too, “oh, my…

    They’ll mix me up with sugar and spice and I’ll be pumpkin pie!”

    Thankful for this open blog where so many people can say different things…

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  9. 9
    Melissa Zepeda says:

    I’m just as curious as Chris Juby…even when you were 10 you wrote everything in 22 words???

  10. 10
    Jeannette says:

    Ha, Ha. It sounds like Wallace and Grommit’s Chicken Run.

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