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Dec 21, 2009

An old joke you’ve probably heard

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says, “You gonna have a drink?” Descartes replies, “I don’t think I am,” then disappears.

Originally posted 2/23/8 (first day of the blog)

Category: Miscellanea

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    Mark Tindall says:
    December 21, 2009 at 8:26 am

    Wow! I must really like this joke.

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    JM says:
    December 21, 2009 at 9:20 am

    So, He should have said ” I drink therefore I am.”

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    Jamsco says:
    December 21, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Two boys reading -
    Boy 1: What does this word “Context” mean?
    Boy 2, Looking: I don’t know. What’re the words around it?”

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    Amber says:
    December 21, 2009 at 10:16 am

    AAAAHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA never heard it, and you just made mine (and my husband’s) day. :D

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    drew says:
    December 21, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    So, a pirate walks into a bar, with a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants. The bartender asks him what’s up with the captain’s wheel, and the pirate says, “Arrrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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    Warren says:
    January 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

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