Dec 21, 2009
An old joke you’ve probably heard
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Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says, “You gonna have a drink?” Descartes replies, “I don’t think I am,” then disappears.
Originally posted 2/23/8 (first day of the blog)
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brilliant!
brilliant!
Wow! I must really like this joke.
So, He should have said ” I drink therefore I am.”
Two boys reading -
Boy 1: What does this word “Context” mean?
Boy 2, Looking: I don’t know. What’re the words around it?”
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA never heard it, and you just made mine (and my husband’s) day. :D
So, a pirate walks into a bar, with a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants. The bartender asks him what’s up with the captain’s wheel, and the pirate says, “Arrrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Sum ergo cogito. Descartes before de horse?
A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”