Mar 10, 2010
This blog post contains tobacco consumption.
After seeing this ridiculous warning in a preview,
I felt deep artistic urges to make my own movie about consuming tobacco.
Enjoy:
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HA…just laughed. Out loud. By myself. You win.
And then you spit it out? At least you didn’t inhale.
I noticed he didn’t swallow, so he must have spit it out.
pleas tell me you spit it out… yuck!
i second that. ewww…
I was like, “No, he’s going to eat it. Don’t eat it.” And then you did.
when my husband was in afghanistan there was a monkey that would take cigarettes out of their mouths and eat them…
i don’t know how you stomached even chewing that! ha!
It tasted like a horse barn.
And here’s why I have cigarettes on hand, if anyone’s curious.
I think sarah just called you a Middle-Eastern monkey.
Abraham just told me he’s planning to make that his new tagline.
Yeah, there’s no way *that* could be interpreted badly… :)
My suggestion: “verbal machinations from a Middle-Eastern monkey.”
gag.
I laughed.
I bet it tastes like dry chewing tobacco. Right? Come one, right? I like chewing tabacco. I think it’s time we had a cigarette together:)
wow – that was way too funny!
Why did I think you were black?
You should also make your own movie that contains “adult situations”.
And “Language.”
Yes, your next movie should contain “Language”. And be intended for “audiences”.
This is fun.
“suggestive language”
I am new to your site. I find it refreshingly funny and thought provoking. I like to both laugh and think.
I think many times society has gone beyond the means of common sense to “protect us from ourselves.”
outstanding video with an outstanding point. I realize I have gone well past 22 words, but I am who I am.
mmm…crunchy
Cigarettes are a lot crunchier sounding than I imagined.
That is really, really disgusting.
Was this filmed before your recent drug screen?
Abraham you are one strange dude!! LOL
Molly, is he getting enough to eat???
What movie preview included this disclaimer?
State of Play
Now that’s a real man. ;-)
Stop. No, really, stop. I actually laughed out loud in a class I am taking, so you are getting me in trouble!
No offense, your a bit of a weirdo.
Let me just say:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
hahahaha. just saw the video.
nicely done!
@chrispoblete
Bet he wouldn’t try that with a pipe!
I knew you couldn’t be satisfied with just 22 words forever…
I guess I should have made that comment at your wordier website, though…
Why was it crunchy? That doesn’t make sense. Weird, but fun.
Not a real cigarette, perhaps?
That was an amazing thing to see.
Your great uncle in TN is a tobacco expert, you know. He could probably discuss flavors with you, carcinogens, etc.
You have way too much time on your hands. :)
gross. are you sure it wasn’t a “candy” cigarette like i’ve seen in the candy stores???
This is hilarious.