Today, I’ m going to go to the closest thing to omniscience that I have unrestricted access to, and I’m going to try to find out…

• …how to swap out radios in a 96 Honda Accord.
• …what new piece I need in the back of a leaking toilet.

What will you be asking Google today?

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What are we gonna watch now?

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TV doesn’t have to totally suck.

(This post brought to you today by: Deep pondering and thorough, English-major analysis.)

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Sorry, socially-awkward/modestly-remunerated/average-looking dudes—

We’re straight out of luck…

Perhaps The Beast could be mentioned as a counterpoint, but even he is rich, (in)famous, likable (if not charming) and impressively machismatic.

…At least compared to some other interpretations:

Update: Thanks to Sarah for pointing out that the guy on the bottom right is the Beast, post true love. I need to brush up on my Disney.

But my point still stands that, as a beast,  he was pretty awesome. In fact, I’d say his transformation was a demotion…but that’s for the ladies to decide.

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I bet Molly wishes there was a double version of this:

So, moms and dads, would you use one of these?

(via ohdeedoh)

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