Feb 8, 2011
The Catholic church has approved an app that lets you track your sinning so that you can offer a more accurate confession.
First you select the commandment you broke, then you check off the individual ways you did so.
If your evil is more outlandish than the creators of the app expected when they wrote up the list of possible transgressions, that’s OK. You can enter your own custom iniquities as needed.
Even noncatholics might be interested. Because, who doesn’t want their feelings of crushing guilt to be extremely thorough and specific? Am I right?
Hopefully, in the next version, they’ll add a submit button you can press once a week rather than actually going to talk to a priest.
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