Mar 2, 2011
This looks like the moment right before he had to put it to sleep.
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Category: Animals, Religion, z - Featured
No fair cropping out the demon-possessed velociraptor coming up behind Jesus getting ready to shred him to pieces. That’s the real reason all the dinosaurs went extinct… Sodom and Gomorrah style judgment for their insatiable blood lust.
your stupid BUTTTTSSS
That dino looks none too cuddly. The old one, with the lamb, makes more sense to me :).
He loves all creatures equally.
If I were Jesus, I would totally have a pet dinosaur.
Yeah! What’s the point of being Jesus if you don’t get to have a pet dinosaur?
Time to steal a line from Michael Card’s Job Suite: ‘can you take the leviathan home as a pet?’ (Job 41:1)
This creeps me out. Photoshop meets old earth zealots, say I…
He’s totally wearing a Hanes crewneck undershirt.
okay. I fell out of my chair with that one.
Awww thats so sad! Theres a place for you in heaven little dinosaur :-)
This one is good, but not my favorite. The coloring book one is the best.
“Even though we know dinosaurs survived the flood (on Noah’s ark) we don’t know if Jesus ever rode them. But he probably did!”
The triumphal entry riding on dinos are also funny.
i own that shirt (got it from urban outfitters, 25 bucks is the most i’ve ever spent on a tshirt, and there are zero regrets) and it’s so fucking amazing.
Which one walked on the water first?
So Bill Hicks, what have you got to say for yourself now?
I sense love flowing both ways here.
Finally Jesus and I have something in common…I too have a pet dinosaur.
I don’t know what more proof you need. Clearly Jesus believes in evolution, “There are giants in the earth” This was probably his first dog er I mean dino–Jehosaphat. Sometimes called Jumpin Jehosaphat.
oh i get it, the joke is that you’re entirely unfunny!
That is totally funny! I just LOL’d and spewed my beverage across the keyboard!
I don’t get it.
Shame the original artist’s name was cut out. Monty Propps produced this image and it first appeared on the UK site http://www.b3ta.com
In the first photo session they tried a baby shark, but it died.
You guys realize that Jesus was here about 2000 years ago right? I don’t recall reading in history books about any dinosaurs roaming around during this period!
I really hope that’s sarcasm….
Jesus existed always.
Awesome, that is certainly what I was scanning pertaining to! You recently conserved me much rooting all over
That messes with the whole CREATION vs. EVOLUTION thing, doesn’t it? LOL
why does jesus look more like luke skywalker than the holy child of god?
Because Mark Hamill is doing a lot of body double work these days. The fringe benefits are, apparently, pet dinosaurs.
Have you noticed how dirty his shirt is? Bet when he has to put his arms out with the cross thing, his pits ming!
Okay, now do one showing Mohammed holding a dinosaur. I want to see your reaction to the different between Muslims demanding your head be cut off and Christians not.
Your looking at the real time lord.Past present and future all rolled into one. You will show your respect one day.
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