Jesus and his pet dinosaur

This looks like the moment right before he had to put it to sleep.

Sad.

(Source ?)

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Category: Animals, Religion, z - Featured

34 Responses

  1. Fake Dr. Dino says:

    No fair cropping out the demon-possessed velociraptor coming up behind Jesus getting ready to shred him to pieces. That’s the real reason all the dinosaurs went extinct… Sodom and Gomorrah style judgment for their insatiable blood lust.

  2. Laura says:

    That dino looks none too cuddly. The old one, with the lamb, makes more sense to me :).

  3. Amber says:

    If I were Jesus, I would totally have a pet dinosaur.

  4. Phil Awtry says:

    This creeps me out. Photoshop meets old earth zealots, say I…

  5. Chris says:

    He’s totally wearing a Hanes crewneck undershirt.

  6. Tim Stenzinger says:

    Awww thats so sad! Theres a place for you in heaven little dinosaur :-)

  7. Garrett says:

    This one is good, but not my favorite. The coloring book one is the best.

    “Even though we know dinosaurs survived the flood (on Noah’s ark) we don’t know if Jesus ever rode them. But he probably did!”

    The triumphal entry riding on dinos are also funny.

    • Alex says:

      i own that shirt (got it from urban outfitters, 25 bucks is the most i’ve ever spent on a tshirt, and there are zero regrets) and it’s so fucking amazing.

  8. weeze says:

    Which one walked on the water first?

  9. Greg says:

    So Bill Hicks, what have you got to say for yourself now?

  10. Paula Parker says:

    I sense love flowing both ways here.

  11. Tim says:

    Finally Jesus and I have something in common…I too have a pet dinosaur.

  12. Paulette says:

    I don’t know what more proof you need. Clearly Jesus believes in evolution, “There are giants in the earth” This was probably his first dog er I mean dino–Jehosaphat. Sometimes called Jumpin Jehosaphat.

  13. Don says:

    I don’t get it.

  14. Heidi says:

    Shame the original artist’s name was cut out. Monty Propps produced this image and it first appeared on the UK site http://www.b3ta.com

  15. Galloway says:

    In the first photo session they tried a baby shark, but it died.

  16. matt says:

    You guys realize that Jesus was here about 2000 years ago right? I don’t recall reading in history books about any dinosaurs roaming around during this period!

  17. outlet says:

    Awesome, that is certainly what I was scanning pertaining to! You recently conserved me much rooting all over

  18. Maggie says:

    That messes with the whole CREATION vs. EVOLUTION thing, doesn’t it? LOL

  19. me says:

    why does jesus look more like luke skywalker than the holy child of god?

  20. Graham says:

    Because Mark Hamill is doing a lot of body double work these days. The fringe benefits are, apparently, pet dinosaurs.

  21. Bruce says:

    Have you noticed how dirty his shirt is? Bet when he has to put his arms out with the cross thing, his pits ming!

  22. Jay McHue says:

    Okay, now do one showing Mohammed holding a dinosaur. I want to see your reaction to the different between Muslims demanding your head be cut off and Christians not.

  23. Richard says:

    Your looking at the real time lord.Past present and future all rolled into one. You will show your respect one day.

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