Apr 11, 2011
(via The Internet Today)
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Category: Bizarre, z - Featured
Reminds me of when my Grandma was driving around a field chasing an escaped ostrich (which can run 40-50 mph by the way, and turn on a dime) in the Great Ostrich Chase of ’93, in her Lincoln town car, with me and my brothers in the back seat. True story. It was fantastic.
It’s too bad that we didn’t have “world wide web” and digital cameras back then.
Not to be too picky, but actually we had both. Digital cameras were really expensive, and the web was this new-fanlged use of the net that was ruining Usenet. (Ah, Usenet, how we miss thee.)
Um, Usenet is still there.
The web was BARELY attainable by the general public in 93… it was there however.
back in 93 i raped your families ostrich’s and released them in a field afterword…
Hahaha! that sounds epic!
Your grandma sounds fun.
I hope that after you caught the fleeing ostrich, you sat down with your grandmother and explained the dangers of cocaine abuse, and a few of the ways in which it can impair, or at least alter significantly, judgment.
Best wishes to you and your party-hard grandmother. May the good times never end!
The grandma wasn’t on cocaine
Rofl, whether or not the grandmother was on cocaine or not isn’t the point.
It was simple humor that connected the comment to the post.
soMe people can’t take a joke! ;)
That is brilliant! Movie-worthy. =)
We had better than the all powerfull WWW, we had imagination, memories, story telling skills and grandma’s face forever etched in our minds. Now, you just download & forget it. How long until the freaked out birdie was reunited with it’s pen? Too funny. Thank you for sharing
I’d sum that up to one pissed off farmer
I know! Nobody ever thinks about how that must affect the farmer. I guess I do because I’m playing Harvest Moon, lol
You are officially awesome now.
Best game ever…. still havent beaten it.
Favorite game ever.
I knew there was a logical explanation for crop circles.
Nah… These are “Cop” circles. :-)
Lolz just got 2 appreciate this….
I hope that farmer was reimbursed for his lost crops. Not very likely, but I hope he was all the same.
I don’t think I ever got to this level of Off Road.
Best Family Circus map ever.
What a great time to play the Benny Hill theme song..
To the person that was wondering about the farmer getting the money reimbursed for the ruined crops. Depending on where in the world this is, if it was in the United States for example (and I’m sure many other places around the world), the farmer most likely had crop insurance. So, most likely he would get the money for the damage.
as a farmer let me tell you that crop insurance does not cover coke addled drivers and idiot police officers spinning cookies in his field. He probably forgot to check that box on the forms.
No scarecrows were injured during the chase.
Looks like one of the chase scenes from The Hunter, the 1980 film staring Steve McQueen portraying real-life bounty hunter Ralph “Papa” Thorson.
McQueen’s last film before his death.
This shows how ineffective the police are at catching people.
So if this was a police chase why is there only one entrance and one exit?
There are two. One on the right and one at the bottom.
Like i said, one entrance, one exit…
no but theres one on the bottom and on the right too if you look good
Right… 1 is an enterance and 1 is an exit. For the third time.
i get why youre suspicious, i think youre looking at it the wrong way to get why theres one entrance and one exit. i think the coke-addled driver entered on the right of the field from the buildings, seeking an exit but realizing that there was a fence at the back of the field with no gap, frantically drove around the field thinking of an exit and then burst through the hedges at the bottom to the road in desperation only to have the cops bump the car in a circle to force a crash on the road to apprehend the guy. thats the way i see it anyway.
when you think of the bottom as the entrance the tracks just dont make sense, but in reverse they do [=
So how does the poor corn farmer get repaid for these damaged crops? I hope they caught the dude. Great photo btw.
lmao…very funny but i feel bad for whoever’s and that was :/
the end of the story involves two jealous police officers and one farmer with more than a car at the end of his pitchfork
that’s wheat, not corn
What the US calls “corn” is called “maize” in Europe; what the US calls “wheat” is called “corn” in Europe.
almost makes an anarchy sign up at the top. Hells yearh.
now that is a crop circle!
there is clearly only tracks from one car going in and out the cornfield. not being chased by police then
My friend once was arrested for driving through a corn field, and he payed a whole lotta money to that farmer. so don’t worry guys i’m sure he got money for the damaged crops. :)
This is one reason why I sure do love cocaine. It is a great drug if one can understand that the occasional use will cause no harm and no addiction.
So this is where crop circles come from
Best photo ever.
I knew I shouldn’t have introduced those aliens to Jagermeister.
Theme music for this has to be Sting ‘ Fields Of Gold ‘ .
Aliens…Another government cover-up…
Guess this happened in the Netherlands: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/54522-driver-comes-a-cropper-in-police-chase
I don’t believe it. 1 set of tires in and one out.
YOU’RE ALL BLIND!! THIS IS A GOVERNMENT COVER UP OF ALIENS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH US! THE GOVT PUT COPS AND EMERGENCY VEHICLES THERE TO HIDE IT FROM US!!!
^none of that is serious^
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