May 18, 2011
Going to the bathroom, listening to Katy Perry, and playing college football
I’m not much for scatological humor, but this is too good not to pass along…
Gator Country has an interview with incoming wide receiver Ja’ Juan Story. This particular excerpt is priceless…
Q: What’s the most played song on your iPod?
A: Most played…I don’t know, I want to say Katy Perry, “Fireworks.” It’s intense.
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story, right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
Gotta love his honesty, I suppose. Also, doodoo. Ha!
(via Kung Fu Grippe)
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Who doesn’t feel lighter and better after…well, you know.
Before games I doodoo too. Definitely makes you lighter. Guess I need to try some Katy Perry after.
I am laughing out loud uncontrollably while my husband is trying to have a serious phone conversation next to me. Doodoo and Katy Perry. Bhahaha!
Wow! Those are practically direct quotes from a guy on my high school track team. I guess some things are timeless.
Aren’t you familiar with the term “Performance-Enhancing Poo” from the book, “What’s Your Poo Telling You?” Factual and ridiculous.