May 18, 2011
I’m not much for scatological humor, but this is too good not to pass along…
Gator Country has an interview with incoming wide receiver Ja’ Juan Story. This particular excerpt is priceless…
Q: What’s the most played song on your iPod?
A: Most played…I don’t know, I want to say Katy Perry, “Fireworks.” It’s intense.
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story, right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
Gotta love his honesty, I suppose. Also, doodoo. Ha!
(via Kung Fu Grippe)
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