May 18, 2011
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Category: Funny, z - Featured
SPOT ON, CHUM.
I reposted this on Facebook as soon as I saw it.
The best laugh I’ve had all day :)
I love this so much – because it helps me laugh at myself. I love pictures with quotes on them. So much that I make them myself. Ha.
I feel like a stabbing would hurt more, but I guess I’m not sure. Someone should call 50 Cent; I feel like he’d know. Also: I loved this.
I beg to differ. I’ve been stabbed on 3 different occasions, but have no idea what it’s like to be shot. Trauma = numb. a deep, clean stab = a through & through gsw.
Now now, to perform a true test of which hurts more, we need to lay down some ground rules. What kind of stabbing utensil and firearm are being used, and where are the wounds being inflicted?
My husband has been shot once years ago and stabbed seven times recently. He didn’t know at the time he had been stabbed. He knew he was shot because it burned. So at the time being shot felt worse, but he’s taken months to heal form being stabbed and still isn’t fully recovered. I’d say to him stabbing was worse.
You must live in the states. Or Toronto. Hope he gets better soon.
Or in some country’s armed forces? North America isn’t the only place with violence, you know.
soooo does he wash the dishes properly now??
(pst.. hope he’s ok!)
Short and pithy-good stuff………
Haha.. Excellent. :) .. dark yet funny.
Really, what’s better than turning meaningless fluff into cutting sarcasm?
Nicely done. :)
to understand the meaning
Did you just hipster juke this guy? … girl? … person?
Antarctica and I’m a lamp were my favorites
Wait, the white writing is supposed to be by hipsters? Because the white looks like cheesy inspirational poster stuff and the red rewrites actually look like what a hipster would do. The hipsters I know, anyway
This qualifies cutting sarcasm?
And what hipster doesn’t love trolling really bad tumblr tropes?
*qualifies as. lolz
I think you’ve got your categories of “people who take photos that look like they should be on instagram” and “people who are actually hipsters” confused. I’m from san francisco, and let me just tell you that no hipster would ever have those captions attached to their photos, except maybe extremely ironically.
You’re a hipster and probably a 5 on the attractive scale. Most San Franciscans are after all…
This is HILARIOUS!
I have to agree with Jeremy. This should be titled “anyone who has ever used livejournal, myspace or facebook, or been called “scene, emo, hipster, goth, etc etc etc”.
They seem more like, Emo statements turned into funny ones by sarcastic people. Because it seems like something I would do, but I am in no way, shape, or form a hipster. Nor would I be caught dead as one.
If I understand correctly, the white words are from hipsters and the red ones are from 22 words.
Honestly, I don’t care if I’m right or not because, from that point of view, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
Those were created by depressed teenage girls in a photoshop class, not hipsters. DGAF still funny!
My favorite was the Lung Cancer one!
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