I beg to differ. I’ve been stabbed on 3 different occasions, but have no idea what it’s like to be shot. Trauma = numb. a deep, clean stab = a through & through gsw.
Now now, to perform a true test of which hurts more, we need to lay down some ground rules. What kind of stabbing utensil and firearm are being used, and where are the wounds being inflicted?
Wait, the white writing is supposed to be by hipsters? Because the white looks like cheesy inspirational poster stuff and the red rewrites actually look like what a hipster would do. The hipsters I know, anyway
I think you’ve got your categories of “people who take photos that look like they should be on instagram” and “people who are actually hipsters” confused. I’m from san francisco, and let me just tell you that no hipster would ever have those captions attached to their photos, except maybe extremely ironically.
I have to agree with Jeremy. This should be titled “anyone who has ever used livejournal, myspace or facebook, or been called “scene, emo, hipster, goth, etc etc etc”.
They seem more like, Emo statements turned into funny ones by sarcastic people. Because it seems like something I would do, but I am in no way, shape, or form a hipster. Nor would I be caught dead as one.
SPOT ON, CHUM.
I reposted this on Facebook as soon as I saw it.
The best laugh I’ve had all day :)
I love this so much – because it helps me laugh at myself. I love pictures with quotes on them. So much that I make them myself. Ha.
Much love,
B
WELL DONE!
I feel like a stabbing would hurt more, but I guess I’m not sure. Someone should call 50 Cent; I feel like he’d know. Also: I loved this.
I beg to differ. I’ve been stabbed on 3 different occasions, but have no idea what it’s like to be shot. Trauma = numb. a deep, clean stab = a through & through gsw.
Now now, to perform a true test of which hurts more, we need to lay down some ground rules. What kind of stabbing utensil and firearm are being used, and where are the wounds being inflicted?
Short and pithy-good stuff………
Haha.. Excellent. :) .. dark yet funny.
Really, what’s better than turning meaningless fluff into cutting sarcasm?
Nicely done. :)
to understand the meaning
Antarctica and I’m a lamp were my favorites
Wait, the white writing is supposed to be by hipsters? Because the white looks like cheesy inspirational poster stuff and the red rewrites actually look like what a hipster would do. The hipsters I know, anyway
This qualifies cutting sarcasm?
And what hipster doesn’t love trolling really bad tumblr tropes?
TRY AGAIN.
*qualifies as. lolz
I think you’ve got your categories of “people who take photos that look like they should be on instagram” and “people who are actually hipsters” confused. I’m from san francisco, and let me just tell you that no hipster would ever have those captions attached to their photos, except maybe extremely ironically.
This is HILARIOUS!
I have to agree with Jeremy. This should be titled “anyone who has ever used livejournal, myspace or facebook, or been called “scene, emo, hipster, goth, etc etc etc”.
They seem more like, Emo statements turned into funny ones by sarcastic people. Because it seems like something I would do, but I am in no way, shape, or form a hipster. Nor would I be caught dead as one.
If I understand correctly, the white words are from hipsters and the red ones are from 22 words.
Honestly, I don’t care if I’m right or not because, from that point of view, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!