Woody and Buzz Lightyear reimagined as badasses…

If these updated versions of Woody and Buzz Lightyear by Panzer Vargas were in a live-action movie, what actors would play the parts?

(via ToyCutter)

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130 Responses

  1. 1
    JL! says:

    Laser envy.

  2. 2
    JL! says:

    Oh, and for Buzz, I’d say Vin Diesel. Still trying to figure out who Woody would be.

  3. 3
    Jacque Boldt says:

    Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwartzenegger

  4. 4
    d says:

    Benicio Del Toro as woody and Jason Statham as Buzz
    or
    Daniel Craig as woody and Vinnie Jones as Buzz

    actually any combination of these guys.

  5. 5
    Wilco says:

    This makes me love Woody and Buzz even more. I didn’t think that was posssible.

  6. 6
    Garrett Lee says:

    Josh Brolin as Woody
    Dennis Quaid or Channing Tatum as Buzz

  7. 7
    Roger Messner says:

    If he were still alive Chris Farley as “Buzz” & David Spade as “Woody”.

    This would be my standard answer to any re-boot movie duo.

    “Batman & Robin”

    “Abbot & Castello”

    “Thelma & Louise”

  8. 8
    Keith myer says:

    Clint Eastwood and Ed Harris, or Bruce Campbell and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  9. 9
    Keith myer says:

    The snake should be in woody’s boot.

  10. 10
    Drew says:

    Woody- Hugh Jackman
    Buzz- The Rock

  11. 11
    Bugsy says:

    I am surprised that nobody suggested Nathan Fillian (who played Malcolm Reynalds in Firefly) as Woody. I am not sure whom to cast as Buzz Lightyear, however.

    • Legioness says:

      I like “Mal” as Woody. Buzz I think could be Bruce Willis.
      This is only going off appearance. If it were to only be voice actors, I think I’d like to have Clint Eastwood as Woody, and maybe Steven Seagal as Buzz.

    • Scott says:

      I agree that Nathan fillian should be woody and for buzz id say either bruce willis or Gerard butler.

  12. 12
    Rodissious says:

    Buzz is definitely built out of half a gundam model…Woody looks like he’s a repainted gunslinger toy from Stephen King’s Dark Tower series…doesn’t really matter where their bases came from, except for those of you who look to rebuild these cool toys as your hobby ^^d

  13. 13
    Beerbomber says:

    Woody = Clint Eastwood
    Buzz = Brock Lesnar

  14. 14
    Legioness says:

    John Wayne and Brendan Fraser… Voice acting only. And I know this isn’t possible, since the Duke is no longer shootin :( But I digress..

    These illustrations are amazing! Totally what I would have imagined had I read Toy Story as a novel. Awesome job!

  15. 15
    Legioness says:

    Also, I agree.. The snake should be in Woody’s boot.

    • H. Valencia says:

      Concerning the snake … Please do not forget these are “Custom Figures” that represents the point of view of the artist. So I think the snake is on Woody´s shoulders because Mr. Panzervargas wanted to ‘customize’ his figure in this way, showing something of his own creation. And further more, because he wanted to build his figure that way: Not placing the snake on the boot as it is supposed to be. I think that´s one of the main reasons because ‘customized figures’ exists. Just an opinion.

  16. 16
    ED... says:

    My four year old plays with the “real” Buzz and Woody as if they sported that demeanour anyway.

  17. 17
    justin says:

    maybe these are really just the characters from the upcoming movie “cowboys vs. aliens”….

  18. 18
    Ian says:

    Clint Eastwood,Daniel Craig

  19. 19

    Clint eastwood and vin diesel <3

  20. 20
    AmandaRose says:

    I love this so much, I can’t put it into words. I immediately thought of Clint Eastwood when I saw the picture of Woody.

  21. 21
    shapewear says:

    Clint eastwood looks awesome on woody’s boots.

  22. 22
    supergurl says:

    K O O L ! ! ! ! !

  23. 23
    againstthesetoys says:

    Why are these toys hyper-masculanized. Not a fan, especially since this has affects on boys and their psyche.

  24. 24
    Chuck Norris says:

    Chuck Norris for both

  25. 25
    Yessir says:

    Woody – Clint Eastwood
    Buzz – Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel

  26. 26
    Marc says:

    Clint Eastwood for Woody and Dolp Lundgren for Buzz

  27. 27
    PurpleSodaAttack says:

    hahahaha. were watching this right now for like the millionth time. oh, and i say Paul Walker as Woody, and William Shatner as Buzz. that would be so hilarious!!!!! it would be like Joy Ride: From Hell.

  28. 28
    Tony McGurk says:

    These are really great. Buzz looks super tough & Woody looks like he’s bite the head off a rattlesnake just for the fun of it.

  29. 29
    WierdoWithaBierdo says:

    I think that Liam Neeson Should play woody!

  30. 30
    zoocalu says:

    star craft 2 much?

  31. 31
    Kirk says:

    Peter Weller (Robocop) as Buzz, Tommy Lee Jones as Woody.

  32. 32
    Pakki says:

    What will the Little Mermaid and Belle be like when they are re imagined?

  33. 33
    OMAHONY says:

    Michael Madsen as Woody.
    Dolph Lundgren as Buzz.
    Tarantino / Scorsese Director.

  34. 34
    Kristi says:

    buzz lightyear NEEDS to be vin deisel and harrison ford wouldnt be bad as woody if he wasnt so old

  35. 35
    deeeeez says:

    woody would have to be viggo mortensen, buz would be ron perlman foshoooo

  36. 36
    bignapa says:

    Wow buzz actually looks like he MIGHT be capable of 1on1 with a mandolorian crusader.

    Planets will be destroyed.

  37. 37
    DavroC says:

    Hugh Jackman and Mickey Rourke

    Would be awesome.

  38. 38
    Meh says:

    Gary Busey = Woody

    Charlie Sheen = Buzz

  39. 39
    Lightlybow says:

    Haha, that Buzz is so grotesquely masculine I laughed.

  40. 40
    misanthropope says:

    if it’s got to be one or the other, go with a chainsaw for woody, not the shotgun.

  41. 41
    Syryph says:

    Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford.

  42. 42
    DRu says:

    Im thinking Jackie earle Haley (The guy who played rorschach in the Watchmen and Freddy Krueger)Should be woody, Sam Worthington should be buz just saying…

  43. 43
    WOW! says:

    The snake is no longer in Woody’s Boots (y)!

  44. 44
    Word says:

    Daniel Craig as Buzz
    Clive Owen as Woody.

  45. 45
  46. 46
    Quinton says:

    Clint Eastwood and like ….Vin Diesel ? LOL !

  47. 47
    joe says:

    i think tommy lee jones as buzz and clint eastwood as woody

  48. 48
    Jess says:

    Woody – Harrison Ford/Clint Eastwood
    Buzz – Arnold Schwarzenegger (Honestly, that Buzz thing reminds me of Mr. Freeze from the batman movie.)

  49. 49
    anon says:

    The snake should be in his boots.

  50. 50

    Woody looks vaguely like John Marston from Red Dead Redemption.

  51. 51
    Nick says:

    Clearly Bruce Willis would make a great buzz

  52. 52
    romina says:

    well i think is a little bit wondefor

  53. 53
    Ashley says:

    Buzz= Bruce Willis
    Woody=David Tennant or Alexis Denisof

  54. 54
    Zoidberg says:

    Isn’t Woody’s snake supposed to be in his boot, not around his neck?

  55. 55
    mellishka says:

    Woody- Chuck Norris Just Because He Would So Fit Bad Assness Of Woody
    Buzz- Arnold Shwarts. For Buzz …. Bucause?? Well Why The Eff Not xD

  56. 56
    David G says:

    woody – john wayne

    Buzz – bruce willis

  57. 57
    Casey says:

    Hugh Jackman as Woody would be the best. Just sayin’.

  58. 58
    Chris says:

    Toy Story as directed by Michael Bay. Hideous.

  59. 59
    Bryce says:

    Mickey Rourke as buzz lightyear. and Kevin Bacon as woody. period.

  60. 60
    Amanda says:

    Awesome. I love woody and buzz! This is too cool.

  61. 61
    Lucas says:

    Immediately thought Woody belonged in Fallout and Buzz in Warhammer.

  62. 62

    lol where can i buy these??? but for the movie i think woody should be christian bale. and buzz would be arnold schwarsenegar :D u should make some for the other characters :D

  63. 63
    pa says:

    I first thought, Cowboys vs aliens! but for sure woody actor is daniel craig and hugh jackman as buzz!

  64. 64
    Vy says:

    This makes me think of Starcraft 2. Jim Raynor is like Woody meets Buzz Lightyear.

  65. 65
    jonny says:

    Grow up bro, Andy did…

  66. 66
    Padraic Libby says:

    Woody=Daniel Craig
    Buzz=Dolf Lundgren

  67. 67
    Jmandan says:

    Daniel Craig = WOODY
    Gerard butler = BUZZ
    Now that would be a badass movie.

  68. 68
    James says:

    Does no one realize that these pictures are just rip offs from two video games? Red Dead Redemption and Gears of War.

  69. 69
    Cory says:

    Tim Allen and Tom Hanks. DUH!

  70. 70
    Sarah Coates says:

    Cowboys and aliens..

  71. 71

    Woody: Viggo Mortensen
    Buzz: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

  72. 72
    Myself&I says:

    As Woody – Timothy Olyphant (Deadwood, Die Hard 4.0)

    As Buzz – Mickey Rourke

  73. 73
    MrMartain says:

    Woody – Sean William scott
    Buzz – Henry Rollins
    If its an action comedy

  74. 74
    Emil says:

    Buzz is obviously Vin Diesel.
    For Woody I would take Christian Bale.
    So much for “new” actors ;-)

    Oldschool actors would be:
    Buzz: Arnold Schwartzenegger
    Woody: Clint Eastwood (obviously!)

  75. 75
    Toby Daniels says:

    Woody = Timothy Olyphant
    Buzz = Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
    Directer = Joss Whedon (wrote original Screenplay)

  76. 76
    LissFirefly says:

    Woody = Nathan Fillion
    Buzz = Vin Diesel
    Director = Joss Whedon

    I’m still trying to identify the green coming out of Woody’s back, it looks like alien tentacles.

  77. 77
    Jule says:

    Clint Eastwood should be Woody!

  78. 78
    Daniel says:

    Jason Stathom -Buzz
    Daniel Craig – Woodie

  79. 79
    dan says:

    uhhhh how about Timothy Olyphant as Woody and Bruce Campbell as Buzz

  80. 80
    mrwilliam333 says:

    they were not badasses before

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