Cavemen and the problem with living organically

One caveman says to another: "Something's just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."
By Alex Gregory in the New Yorker

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Category: Food & Drink, Science & Technology

17 Responses

  1. 1
    Roger Messner says:

    Dinos…eat you.

    Whole Foods…eat your wallet.

    Screwed at either end of the evolutionary chain.

    Now where did I put that box of Ho-Hos?

  2. 2
    Rob Hulson says:

    See also: autopsies of Egyptian mummies.

  3. 3
    Cheryl says:

    To many scorned cave women you dragged into your cave…you have to sleep sometime! BAM

  4. 4
    Jeff says:

    So as an evolutionary biologist I guess I’m not much fun to point out that skeletal evidence suggests that most hunter-gatherers before the invention of agriculture actually lived well into their 60′s and 70′s if they made it past child-hood. Unfortunately hunting and gathering can only support small populations and they were displaced by populations that engaged in agriculture. Ag allows for large populations on small amounts of land because of intensification of resource extraction. This led to the rise of cities (and more influentially armies) since not every member of the society had to produce their own food. This also led to extremely poor sanitary conditions and the beginning of the first ‘crowd’ diseases like influenza and syphilis. These types of societies came to dominate human territories and it is these arrangements we associate with ‘not living past 30′. Ok I’m done, sorry.

  5. 5
    Oliver says:

    Is that so bad? Who wants to live to the age of being old?
    Granted with inflation over the eras, we’ve actually digressed; living to the age of 100 today, was like living to the age of 20 back then.

  6. 6
    ghafar says:

    I think there is no problem for cavemen and living in cave , that’s good experience for people

  7. 7
    Maxine says:

    What happened here? The cartoon is funny, and Jeff’s comment is interesting. Why all the snark?

  8. 8
    Mel P says:

    I’m with Maxine. But living in a cave, I would think 30 couldn’t come fast enough…

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