Jun 27, 2011
Gentlemen, do you want your woman to bow to you and serve you breakfast?
It’s easy! Just wear a tie in bed. Preferably a Van Heusen tie, of course. But, as any woman will tell you, any tie in bed is better than no tie at all—What are we? Farmers?
(via Retronaut)
Give it a try, guys, and let us know how it goes.
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Single bed though…
“Show her it’s a man’s world”…not for long…suddenly the 70′s make perfect sense.
Nothing like a two-dollar tie to assert your superiority, I guess.
Bowing at the feet of master, A woman who knows her place.
Did he sleep with that tie on?
Ah, good ol’ fashion sexism!
THat kind of reminds me of a scene from 30 rock:
Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?
You have to admit though, looking at the tie samples, that they were really ahead of the times.
They predicted the Death Star, Galaxian (top ties) and CDs (bottom tie).
Stuff like this is best scanned with black paper / card behind it.
This way you don’t see what’s on the other side.
i dont get it
I tried it and when I regained consciousness, I noticed she had used it to strangle me.
I tried this on and my wife divorced me, my neighbour Greg somehow started sending me flowers.