Aug 8, 2011
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Category: z - Miscellanea
Alas, it’s true. You can tell because it’s on the internet.
Yur momma’s so fat that when she skydived and her parachute didn’t open she left a really big crater that looked like her arms and legs were all spread out and then it filled up with water…(awkward pause)…
Oh No You Didn’t !!!
Apparently yo mamma is also a marching band leader.
How did she get up there in the first place?
(We'll never share your info)