That just means that the Mantis’ Mad-Monkey Black Belt Kung Fu Ninja Powers of deception are working! Soon, there will be nothing but a bloody carcass where a Golden Retriever once lay!
Mantis: “So I’m like, woah babe! Back off! We ain’t mated yet, so just shut your mouth and put the silverware away and she’s like, Don’t you love me, anymore and I’m like… Hell no! Not if you’re gonna’ bite my freakin’ head off and then she starts cryin’ and callin’ her idiot friends on the phone and they’re supporting her and I can’t get ahold of my friends to back me up ’cause they’ve already mated alread, so you know, they’re all dead…”
“I’m telling you man… that sucker was T-H-I-S big!!!”
Dog needs to back off and show some respect.
Remember, there isn’t a “Dog Style” Kung Fu (and Praying Mantis looks like he’s about to go Chuck Norris on him)!
The dog looks so bored I think he might fall asleep!
Marie,
That just means that the Mantis’ Mad-Monkey Black Belt Kung Fu Ninja Powers of deception are working! Soon, there will be nothing but a bloody carcass where a Golden Retriever once lay!
Touche
I have a golden retriever. That dog right now is thinking…”Is it worth the effort to try to eat this thing?………..nah, I’m not moving.”
exactly what I was thinking — that dog is deciding if that thing would taste good enough to make the effort to eat it.
I had a Golden Retriever, once.
I doubt it’s thinking anything.
They’re the “poodles” of the Retrievers.
Gimme a black Labrador, anyday! :)
Is it a Yellow Lab or a Golden Retriever?
It’s a yellow lab… I don’t know why every one is talking about golden retrievers.
Oh no. Obviously, the Mantis is a pastor and is in the midst of sermon delivery. I think the dog is one of his deacons.
Mantis: “So I’m like, woah babe! Back off! We ain’t mated yet, so just shut your mouth and put the silverware away and she’s like, Don’t you love me, anymore and I’m like… Hell no! Not if you’re gonna’ bite my freakin’ head off and then she starts cryin’ and callin’ her idiot friends on the phone and they’re supporting her and I can’t get ahold of my friends to back me up ’cause they’ve already mated alread, so you know, they’re all dead…”
Dog: “Man… that sucks.”
“You know I’m BAD, I’m Bad, c’mon, you know…. Who’s Bad??”
Mantis is pretty close to dog’s tip of the nose so there might be some trouble. Poor dog, he will lose to this brave fellow :)
Mantis knows he’s beat so he is doing an, ‘ I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH ‘ statue!!!.