Aug 22, 2011
(source unknown via b3ta)
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Category: Featured, Language
I just knew the answer would be a “church key”. In the Texas, & pretty much all of the South, a “church key” is a common name for one of those all metal bottle openers.
Ha! I love it when the monkey is vindicated.
Don’t kid yourself.
If given a chance, that monkey would kill YOU and EVERYONE YOU LOVE!!
woa
Lol
A donkey!
A turkey! Unless, of course, they’re frozen solid and catapulted at the door. That could work.
If we are talking about the door to economic prosperity, a keynesian.
+1
Source is a contributor on http://www.B3ta.com I think. Saw it there a good few years back.
Are you sure it wasn’t Orison? Cause I’m not.
An answer key of course!
Terribly stolen from this (not original site, but original comic):
http://www.ihasafunny.com/funny/what-kind-of-key-cant-open-a-door/
Stealing is bad, mmmkay?
In which case ihasfunny was the one doing the stealing. The original posting is from b3ta, at least 5 years ago.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6893983
My first thought was “piano key”.
THE MONKEY IS AN APE!
what sort of key can open ANY door or lock? a pikey
Stolen from Futurama/Family Guy, can’t remember which.
John Key! (current PM of NZ)
A Myki it is a travel ticket for public transport in Australia.
Man, this one is great!
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I just knew the answer would be a “church key”. In the Texas, & pretty much all of the South, a “church key” is a common name for one of those all metal bottle openers.
Ha! I love it when the monkey is vindicated.
Don’t kid yourself.
If given a chance, that monkey would kill YOU and EVERYONE YOU LOVE!!
woa
Lol
A donkey!
A turkey! Unless, of course, they’re frozen solid and catapulted at the door. That could work.
If we are talking about the door to economic prosperity, a keynesian.
+1
Source is a contributor on http://www.B3ta.com I think. Saw it there a good few years back.
Are you sure it wasn’t Orison? Cause I’m not.
An answer key of course!
Terribly stolen from this (not original site, but original comic):
http://www.ihasafunny.com/funny/what-kind-of-key-cant-open-a-door/
Stealing is bad, mmmkay?
In which case ihasfunny was the one doing the stealing. The original posting is from b3ta, at least 5 years ago.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6893983
My first thought was “piano key”.
THE MONKEY IS AN APE!
what sort of key can open ANY door or lock? a pikey
Stolen from Futurama/Family Guy, can’t remember which.
John Key! (current PM of NZ)
A Myki it is a travel ticket for public transport in Australia.
Man, this one is great!