Aug 22, 2011
(source unknown via b3ta)
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Category: Language, z - Featured
I just knew the answer would be a “church key”. In the Texas, & pretty much all of the South, a “church key” is a common name for one of those all metal bottle openers.
Ha! I love it when the monkey is vindicated.
Don’t kid yourself.
If given a chance, that monkey would kill YOU and EVERYONE YOU LOVE!!
don’t forget punch you in every genital you own.
A turkey! Unless, of course, they’re frozen solid and catapulted at the door. That could work.
If we are talking about the door to economic prosperity, a keynesian.
Source is a contributor on http://www.B3ta.com I think. Saw it there a good few years back.
Are you sure it wasn’t Orison? Cause I’m not.
An answer key of course!
Terribly stolen from this (not original site, but original comic):
Stealing is bad, mmmkay?
In which case ihasfunny was the one doing the stealing. The original posting is from b3ta, at least 5 years ago.
My first thought was “piano key”.
My first thought (apologies to the Blue Grass State) was Kentucky.
THE MONKEY IS AN APE!
what sort of key can open ANY door or lock? a pikey
Stolen from Futurama/Family Guy, can’t remember which.
John Key! (current PM of NZ)
A Myki it is a travel ticket for public transport in Australia.
Man, this one is great!
Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.
I was thinking they were going to go with Ben Bernanke, since he’s been in the news a lot lately.. That monkey looked scary as all get out though…
What kind of key can open any door?
Lol, cute. …silly, but funny.
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