Aug 26, 2011
Smoking mittens
I figured those fingerless gloves with a mitten flap were the smartest way for smokers to keep their hands warm.
I was wrong…
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I would have loved to have overheard the conversation between the people that thought of this idea.
Great website, very user friendly!
Gross.
But you still have to have your hands uncovered to to position and light the cigarette. The “fingerless gloves with a mitten flap” were definitely the way to go when I was a smoker living in Wisconsin. Now as an ex-smoker in Florida, it’s kind of a moot point!
When I was a smoker in -87 below in Wounded Knee, South Dakota, these would have been bliss.
Too bad you still have to take them off to get the cigarette box out, pull a cigarette out, light the cigarette, and then somehow manage to get the cigarette in the holder and stay there…
By that time you could’ve just smoked the damn cigarette and be back inside where it’s warm.
Now what you really need is gloves with a cigarette dispenser, automatic loading claws, one handed operation lighter, and while we’re at it let’s make them ambidextrous.
Is it just me, or is there an overwhelmingly beautiful quality about the girl in this picture….I mean, mittens aside…..she is very striking.
The bad news here is that you’re still smoking.
That, kids, is what smoking does to you.