Police destroy a BMW while looking for drugs that aren’t there

From The Star-Ledger

When Pompton Lakes police seized Darren Richardson’s car on a rainy September afternoon, they told him it was headed for an impound lot. When they returned it three weeks later, he says, the 2004 BMW belonged in a junk yard.

The instrument cluster and leather dashboard were gone. The caramel-colored seats were torn up. The gear shift was ripped out and stray wires hung limp everywhere. Geico, Richardson’s insurance company estimated the damage at $12,636.42 — more than he paid for the car — and declared the vehicle a “total loss.”

According to police reports, the damage to the black BMW 325i came in the aftermath of a traffic stop during which officers detected a “strong odor of raw marijuana” inside the vehicle. Searching for a cache of drugs, members of three different police agencies and a detective from a federal drug task force spent two days tearing the car apart, the reports said.

So what did police find after their $12,000 search?

Absolutely nothing.

 

(via Weird Universe)

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A compilation of people running red lights and getting in accidents

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Before New Year’s resolutions, make some New Year’s Eve resolutions

From Incidental Comics

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A letter from Charles Bukowski giving conditions for doing a poetry reading

Here is a 1971 response from Charles Bukowski to a request he received to do a reading. It is winsome, mildly crass, and equal parts dismissive, disarming, and self-deprecating…

I am available for a poetry reading but don’t know if you have the stakes. It would take round-trip air… plus $200… Auden gets 2,000 a reading, Ginsberg 1,000, so you see I’m cheap. A real whore…

I quit my job at age 50, I’m 51 now and have been more or less on the literary hustle. That’s why I talk money like a pool sharp. It’s all survival; Forgive me.

(via Boing Boing)

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Heavy-duty punting — Using an excavator to power a raft

Punting is a way of propelling a boat by pushing a long pole against the lake or river bed.

It usually looks something like this…

And this is how it looks when you do it with heavy construction equipment…

(via The Poke)

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