What your name would be if you were a blues singer

My name is Fat Harp Bradley. What’s yours?

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84 Responses

  1. Alexis says:

    You may now call me…FAT EYES RIVERS!

  2. amanda says:

    My new name is Fat Fingers McGee!

  3. Presbyopia Blues says:

    Old Eyes McGee.

  4. Zack says:

    Steel-Eye Baby Smith. Has a nice ring to it, no?

  5. Mel P says:

    Jailhouse Fingers Bradley

  6. Hal says:

    Brown Bones Smith.

  7. Jake says:

    Boney Bones Jefferson. Not a great name calculator for people whose first two initials are J.A.

  8. Sing it, Fat Harp!
    Seeya at the improv!

  9. Kel says:

    Curly Bones Bailey. Perfection. I will now become a jazz singer!

  10. KLP says:

    Curly Liver Bradley.

  11. Seth says:

    Blind Legs Jackson. That doesn’t make ANY sense!

  12. Richard says:

    Skinny Dog Hopkins. I love it!

  13. Lex says:

    Pretty Liver Jones?
    What the hell does that even mean?

  14. Joey says:

    Boney Money Bailey.

    A tad ironic they all end in “ey” given my actual name.

  15. David says:

    Old Fingers Washington performing live this Saturday night!

  16. Hatty says:

    Brown Eyes Dupree, I like it!

  17. Andrew says:

    Fat Fingers Jackson, OH YEAH.

  18. Betsy says:

    mine is Buddy Bones Lee – thats not even clever!

  19. Beth says:

    Texas Fingers Thompkins. I’ve got Texas in my fingers!

  20. Rachel says:

    Skinny Liver Franklin (awesome name!!!)

  21. Lauren says:

    Pretty Eyes Thomkins

  22. Marty Shaw says:

    Jailhouse Harp Davis !

    Nuttin more bluesy than that!!

  23. Grid says:

    Happy Liver Lee!
    I love moonshine! Luckily, I have the liver of a new born! :D

  24. Matt says:

    Jailhouse Hips Washington… What the heck are jailhouse hips?

  25. shawn says:

    I am “Blind-Fingers Jackson”

  26. Ray says:

    I am SKINNY BONES WHITE! I have a cousin with two middle names and his blues name is OLD SUGAR LIVER FRANKLIN!

  27. Martin says:

    Jailhouse Bad Boy McGee

  28. Hazel says:

    Brown Harp Bradley – feeling sad, mine isn’t as cool as many list above!! :(

  29. Corban says:

    Did anyone else find it peculiar that the instructions are numbered 1., 2., 1.?

  30. Marie says:

    Jailhouse Pickles Lee………..

  31. kacee says:

    Curly Gumbo Davis….okay.

  32. Stephanie says:

    I’m Blind Fingers Dupree

  33. Ryan says:

    Skinny Harp Bradley, the blogger’s malnourished twin.

  34. Vera says:

    Toothless Liver Bradley! <___< Thanks God I have a toothless liver, Teratomas aren't as fun as they look ^^.

  35. Evan says:

    Boney Eyes Franklin,that’s my name. Not overly unusual.

  36. Tim says:

    just call me Big Liver Franklin!

  37. Luke says:

    Pretty Bones Jefferson

  38. Luke Liddell says:

    Pretty Sugar Parker haha

  39. zachl says:

    hey

    steel-eye back parker,

    lets take the bass line for a walk

  40. Georgie says:

    Ugly Liver Jackson … Hmmm cutting back on the booze as of today :/

  41. Georgia says:

    Ugly Bones McGee, I be!

  42. Shnannon says:

    Blind Gumbo Liver Bradley

  43. Mark Heath says:

    Jailhouse Dog Rivers – I like it, might change my name by deedpoll

  44. Beth says:

    Buddy Fingers Jackson, happily married to Old Fingers Jackson.

    • Beth says:

      And I can’t help it, but our daughters are Peg Leg Killer Jackson, Hollerin Foot Jackson, and…Sticky Fingers Jackson!

      • Presbyopia Blues says:

        It’s fun to do relatives’ names. My mom’s (using her maiden name) is Hollering’ Gumbo McGee, which is awesome and so much better than mine. Jealous.

  45. Donny Belcher says:

    Old Legs McGee.

  46. Bill B says:

    Screamin’ Harp McGee!

  47. Matt C. says:

    Jailhouse Money Hopkins.

  48. John says:

    Boney Sugar Rivers

  49. Brian says:

    Buddy Bad Boy Dupree

  50. Emma says:

    Texas Gumbo Fingers Brown

  51. Michael HDez says:

    jail house rivers

  52. Myf says:

    Jailhouse Bad Boy Jefferson!

  53. Jacob Young says:

    Boney Bad Boy Blue… or B4, if it’s nerd blues…

  54. Love2Live says:

    Sticky Lemon Smith… Lol :)

  55. Jacob says:

    Boney Bones Dupree.
    That doesn’t sound very bluesy to me.

  56. Darren says:

    Old Gumbo Washington

  57. Curly Fingers Franklin

  58. Brittany says:

    Buddy Bones Jenkins. Kinda catchy.

  59. adria says:

    Fat Baby Franklin ;-)

  60. kara says:

    Curly Gumbo Blue here

  61. Melanie says:

    Jailhouse Money Green :3

  62. Javier Alonso says:

    Me, Hollerin’ Fingers Jackson, I’ve been 25 years away from my guitar so my fingers really holler, howl, cry…

  63. adam says:

    step 1 step 2 step 1

  64. Vince says:

    Screamin’ Pickles Jefferson. I just might actually use that.

  65. i’m Old Fingers Smith

  66. Peter says:

    Skinny Fingers Thompkins isn’t too bad.

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