in light of recent events, Jesus’ part now played by Elmo
The Grouch: Fuckin’ Elmo… that creep can roll, man.
Bert: Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
The Grouch: Yeah.
Bert: No, he’s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Grouch: Oh!
Bert: When he moved to Sesame he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Ernie: What’s a… pederast, Bert?
Bert: Shut the fuck up, Ernie.
“shut the fuck up Donny” of course
I don’t roll on Shabbos!
Bert as ‘Jesus’. “You don’t f*** with The Jesus!”
in light of recent events, Jesus’ part now played by Elmo
The Grouch: Fuckin’ Elmo… that creep can roll, man.
Bert: Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
The Grouch: Yeah.
Bert: No, he’s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Grouch: Oh!
Bert: When he moved to Sesame he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Ernie: What’s a… pederast, Bert?
Bert: Shut the fuck up, Ernie.